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@scott_fowler @lukecombs Bojangles: it’s like chick fil a except for not at all because the food isn’t any good and the service is also horrendous.

Absolutely fire explanation. The drive-thru guy imitation is spot-on. Now do Bojangles, @lukecombs

@MiaWinston_ Probably almost everyone

Who had VCU beating UNC?

@BryanDFischer Lia Thomas U out here embarrassing themselves again.

Down 103-67 to Illinois, Penn's band is chanting: "That's okay, that's okay, you're going to work for us someday."

@Ella__Dorsey @ATLNewsFirst @GAFollowers But I’ve also never seen it good.

Y'all... I've NEVER seen Hartsfield Jackson this bad. This is what security looks like this morning (Friday). We've talked to people that got to the airport at 3am that missed their 6am flight. @ATLNewsFirst @GAFollowers

@MrsMassacre If this is the culture I feel pretty ready 😂

Montana and Wyoming are sister states and you're not welcome in either one of them. Why? Because if you weren't raised here, you will never fit into our world. Here's the annual machine gun and cannon shoot. You're not ready for our culture.

@YahooSports Lot of bases on the cheer squad

Penn students were savage after the First Round loss to Illinois 🗣️

@jacksonhinklle He is a scum bag

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: Fed Chair Powell warns Americans that inflation is going to spike hard.

@JessieDepressy @fitforaking @MemphisMayFire @acresuk @156Silence And no. North Myrtle is not in NC.

@GuySnail @fitforaking @MemphisMayFire @acresuk @156Silence North Myrtle is in NC.

The remaining Spring '26 dates 👁️ EU/UK | March/April US | May Tickets available on our site.

@JessieDepressy @fitforaking @MemphisMayFire @acresuk @156Silence

@ImMeme0 Didn’t know zesty ass Jameis Winston knew how to do taxes

This isn’t satire. They actually made this ad to convince you to file your taxes with them. I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.

@lporiginalg This is a wonderful marketing opportunity for blue chew because there is not any other way.

@TheWapplehouse So this bothers you more than the actual fraud that is being committed?

Conservatives live in an endless cycle of culture parody. They don’t create anything new. They don’t ever sit in the creative driver’s seat. Just always doing a second rate, corny version of what everyone else was doing years ago.

Extra ticket for Bad Omens, Beartooth, and President tonight in Raleigh at the Lenovo Center. Section 120 lower bowl. Ticketmaster transfer.

@MattWallace888 Imagine not being worth 200 billion and posting clickbait all day.

Imagine being worth 200 billion dollars and THAT is who you are with

@BestMovieMom Poop movie

Leonardo DiCaprio’s level has been so normalized that people forget how exceptional he is. It’s absurd that he isn’t the clear favorite to win tonight. He should be tied with Daniel Day-Lewis for the #Oscar record, not sitting on just one.

@Acyn Of course he shoots like middle school girl

Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Knicks’ Mohamed Diawara at Marcus Garvey Park after sharing iftar at Keur Yayeu Dara, a beloved Senegalese restaurant in Harlem.

@ECU_Pride3124 We all agree.

I’m sorry West Virginia fans but this guy does a bad job representing y’all He might secretly be a Pitt fan !!!

@CapstanBand looking at trends, are you guys going to add any local support for Durham?

@CherokeeOwl This should be common practice. AA with a rare win in my opinion.

Imagine boarding a flight with your family, finding your seats, and getting ready for takeoff. Suddenly a flight attendant approaches and asks you to step off the plane. The reason? Other passengers have complained about body odor. That’s what happened to the Adler family on an American Airlines flight. They say they were embarrassed and confused when they were asked to leave after someone nearby complained. The family insists they had done nothing wrong, but the airline says they were responding to passenger concerns. It raises an uncomfortable question: Should an airline be able to remove passengers over something like body odor, or is that going too far and unfairly humiliating people? Airlines are responsible for keeping the cabin comfortable for everyone, but situations like this can quickly turn into public embarrassment for the people involved. Where should the line be drawn? ✈️: