Welp!

This is a retweeting ✨haven✨. From educational, yapping, girly things, bants, dumb stuff and anything that excites me.

Remember to enjoy your good days because the bad days sure know how to make themselves felt.

When you thought you're being born somewhere in Europe alafu uskie "Wakamau ringithia ithano cia kíhíí"

Confrontation. Everybody likes to confuse emotional repression with maturity.

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Positive feedback that keeps me going to make content. 🤗 It will pay off one day🙏🏾

I just published Importance of Security Patches for Mobile Devices @KafkaesqueSec kafkaesquesecurity.com/importance-of-…

Folks, we finally have the National Tax Policy. The document has been published as the Sessional Paper No.02/2023. Something I think we should all take note of is the publication of this document right in the middle of stakeholder submissions on Finance Bill 2024. My view is that the timing is spot on because it helps nuance the Finance Bill 2024 debate around the policy guard rails that should steer tax proposals in Kenya. A 🧵

This man did: 1. prep school then 2. Winchester College then 3. PPE at Oxford then 4. MBA at Stanford 5̶.̶ ̶M̶a̶r̶r̶i̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶a̶i̶r̶e̶s̶ ̶d̶a̶u̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ and people are listening to his advice about uni not being important for success 💀

Exactly! And like clockwork it usually begins a year or two past their election. And just like that, campaigns start again. If anything, the two are usually in cahoots to keep the nation in a campaign mode forever

It's not lost on me that 200M was spent to charter a jet, Billions allocated to state house renovations, Office of spouses receive billions, BUT, Our children have no vaccines or food in school. This is beyond absurd.

@Kivutss Me TOO!!!

Can't wait to get monied and order house of CB dresses for every event and occasion 😭😭

#2: There's an entire room of machines for water and ingress testing Level 1: A drip tray simulating rain, no real pressure. IPX4 Level 2: A sustained, low-pressure jet spray from any angle. IPX5 Level 3: High pressure spray from a literal firehose. IPX6 Level 4: Locking the phone underwater + added pressure to simulate depth for an extended time. IPX8

I recently got to visit some Apple labs where they durability test new iPhones before they come out, and learned a few things (🧵THREAD) #1: Have you actually seen how they water test phones for IP ratings? (video)

All these ‘I remember when I lost my mind’ videos have truly shown me that I’ve clearly never liked a man enough. Thank God.

*PRESS STATEMENT ON JOSHUA CHERUIYOT KIRUI’S REPATRIATION FROM MT. EVEREST* Following the death of Joshua Cheruiyot Kirui on Mt. Everest on May 22, 2024, the family has made the difficult decision to let his body remain on Mt. Everest. This decision was made after extensive consultations and careful consideration of all circumstances. Cheruiyot fell into a crevasse 48 meters from the summit (8,848 meters) and retrieving his body from that high up would be risky for the rescue team, the family does not wish to endanger any life. Cheruiyot had a profound love for the mountains, and they loved him in return. We find solace in knowing he rests in his happy place. We appreciate the love and condolence messages received from relatives, friends and the outdoor community. We specifically acknowledge the massive support we have received from the KCB Group family where Joshua worked. We truly know that our son was loved. We extend our gratitude to Seven Summit Treks for their support, information, and guidance during this time. We also pray for the family of Nawang Sherpa, Cheruiyot’s Sherpa during this expedition, who is yet to be found. May they find peace. There will be a memorial service in Nairobi and Chepterit village, this will be communicated in due course. Support to the family can be channeled through : Paybill: 522533 Account: 9229224 Name: Cheruiyot Kirui Fundraising Cheruiyot’s Family.

me reading the silent patient

@EziomaKalu Theo is in The Maidens?🥺 I've been reluctant to dive into this one, but seeing this... I gotta read!