Colin Ball

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. That bitch Suella Braverman has stolen our tent!"

@Frenchadventur1 @GymjunkeCom @SamCoatesSky @RishiSunak No dry ground for a helicopter to land I expect

@bingaddick @LizWebsterSBF @HelenquLD @LD_Tiger @UKLabour @LibDems 100%. LibDems, like Labour are stuck in 2019 when Get Brexit Done was sold as a chance to right all wrongs, bring back jobs and make GB great again. Many now know they were lied to and yet the opposition remain frozen. Cowards.

@TigerMonko @LD_Tiger @UKLabour @LibDems Sunak is in trouble for failing last week. But there should be heat on LibDems leadership. Membership is less than half what it was in 2019. And anaemic polling. Ignoring John Curtice advice too. Just makes no sense.

@LizWebsterSBF @LD_Tiger @UKLabour @LibDems I agree the LDs are not offering anything different. With the other 2 parties aping each other and so many politically homeless, Layla Moran has the energy to fire up support whereas Ed Davey is insipid.

@LizWebsterSBF @UKLabour @LibDems @EdwardJDavey really needs to read this thread. So many of us who cannot fathom the lack of overt support for rejoining. It WILL, not might, cost votes.

@LizWebsterSBF @UKLabour @LibDems It’s a crazy mess The country want to rejoin but no party wants to represent that majority

Tory chairman Greg Hands took £7,920 ministerial payout… Then four weeks later got new job as minister mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

A tax avoidance scheme promoter sells its scheme promising it has £10m of insurance cover per client. A KC discovers it’s more like £10m of insurance *for all 1,000 clients*. And they try to intimidate him into silence. Who’s going to stop these people?

@jessphillips Jess I have just had same thing. Hospital great …. But no ambulance for my 91 year old Mum. She’s a life long Tory who reads the Daily Mail… It was an eye opener for her .

Priceless……

It’s become clear that Sunak isn’t the centrist technocrat, devoted to spreadsheets, that he has tried to sell us on as an image. No, he’s the guy who hired Braverman as Home Secretary and told us to be scared of 15-minute cities. He’s a populist - just an untalented one.

EXCL: Influential Tory donors behind JCB digger empire could be hit with £500m bill to settle long-running HMRC investigation @Annaisaac reveals theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

STORY Jacob Rees-Mogg pocketed £17,000 in redundo for job he did for just 7 weeks - after arguing to slash payouts for departing civil servants. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@SamCoatesSky Of course the usual Tory mantra - it is always someone elses fault. The small boat claim needs scrutiny as the weather this year has prevented many crossings not policies

@SamCoatesSky @DrSteveTaylor No 10 spends time pointing out that it's still October? And nothing is their fault. And how the by election results last week show how voters trust Sunak? And everyone's forgotten about Partygate? And nothing is their fault....Just incase we missed it the first time? 🤷🏼‍♀️

@GavinBarwell People are forgetting history. In 1948 a 2 state plan had been drawn up. At the moment of independence the new state of Israel took over what was supposed to be a state of Palestine, by military action. Hence current situation. I just do history, I don't take sides. Jesus wept.

@pauljholmes Can I just say I love watching you all publicly embarrass yourselves. It shows just how unprofessional, divided, weak and unelectable you are. Never vote Tory 👇🏼 Stopthetories.vote

SHOCKING: The List of Tory BULLIES & SEX PESTS In Parliament youtu.be/QOfx1ChESwk?si… via @YouTube