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@SierraNMyers @nyssa_rivas That’s what they want. It’s a lose lose for you.

@nyssa_rivas bro. so many times i’ve heard guys tell me i’m sexy when i’m mad THAT SHIT SETS ME OFF EVEN MORE SSPECIALLY IN THE MOMENT

a man will argue with you & dick be hard the whole time😭

@RealSkipBayless Busy right now.

IT STARTS AGAIN: Time for the 1st Cowboys preseason game. This season, I’m lowering my expectations - and the Jinx Factor. Whatever happens happens. Life will go on. (BUT THIS TIME THEY’D BETTER AT LEAST WIN ONE HOME PLAYOFF GAME OR THEY’RE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT ON TV FROM ME!!)

@21Beerus_ @rsvp89 @bryce_pickering

How everybody know the same facts about hood niggas 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️😂

@ProfTwis @DutcherGlen @AngelaBelcamino Here’s to another 10 years of Yankees fans saying “27 rings”.

@DutcherGlen @AngelaBelcamino Oh, stop. I only have 1 yankee tattoo commemorating the last dynasty. And an office dedicated to Yankee memorabilia.

Name a cult that isn't traditionally considered one.

@1_z7i @GameOfThrones The ending ruined him.

@GameOfThrones Tywin Lannister is the best GoT character and you cannot change my mind

A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.

@theegoddess1212 @southknox101 @BoySpiceGaming @THEEBlackleftie Gender roles probably existed for thousands of years before white people did. Y’all have just centered white people so much that you can’t imagine them not being responsible for everything you see.

I would’ve Ray Riced her.

@blerdwhocodes @ClutchPointsApp @IanBegley Reminds me of the Brett Farve retirement saga.

Kevin Durant in open to the possibility of reuniting once again with James Harden on the Sixers, per @IanBegley A potential 3-headed monster of Durant, Embiid, and Harden is a scary thought offensively 👀

@i_take_shots Meanwhile Meghan Markle has a black mom and assimilated all the way to the British Royal Family.

POV: Kim Wexler having sex with her new husband.

@Snow_Fyre82 @imvrydistracted @Kingfinessino94 @Keena19831 @Paul0429502927 @BuzzFeed No goalpost has been moved. I’m still waiting for someone to name a song that he stole.

"The first time I ever heard the song was after this claim was made.” buzzfeed.com/morganmurrell/…

@MrBlkAndLit While the water fills.

No ma’am. Seems fun but just imagine getting trapped in that hoe.

Looks like something from Final Destination. I’ll pass.

@isabelhagen_ Are you aware that you talk and sound like Greta Gerwig?

@goldengateblond @RepMTG Their mantra is "Back the Blue when they're not onto you."