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@libtardcoineth @vintagemurderx @chairmanbiden74 Genuinely what is the point of NFT’s if you can have the screenshot, I guess the quality difference? But just having a screenshot is enough for people

@vintagemurderx @chairmanbiden74 Your mother is a man Lib/tard

the next democratic president right after being sworn in:

@libtardcoineth @vintagemurderx @chairmanbiden74 I really don’t understand nft’s, what is the purpose of buying when you can literally just…

@Luthir2Ross @FellaBoston @glenn_tunes @olivia1968jm They said it was already completed, then delayed it due to the government shutdown, then delayed it because of shipping issues, then canceled the promise of a phone made in America, then got threatened with a lawsuit because they ripped the phone off of another company. lol

@FellaBoston @glenn_tunes @olivia1968jm Boston fagga.🤣

SHOULDNT THIS BE ALL OVER THE NEWS 🤷

PSA stole his card? WDYT? 🤔

@rlycoolyoshi74 Perhaps it’s the design of the uniform, before the minions movie showed they just found the outfits

@FreedomMiller22 @marionumber4 @CantEverDie Bro missed the joke a little

@marionumber4 @CantEverDie Sources tell me Renee Good and Alex Pretti is stable Please god

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

@4thOfJuly365 @TheOmahaShrike

@TheOmahaShrike I love your profile flag. I have rolls of toilet paper that look just like it.

Dear Democrats, I'm done. Done with your pronouns and your made-up genders. Done with your war on basic biology. Done with the whining and the endless victim screams. Done with the threats, the doxxing, the pure hatred in your eyes. Done with the violence, the riots, the "mostly peaceful" destruction. Done with the blue-haired freaks and their tattooed tantrums. Done with your clueless history, you know nothing but call us Nazis. Done with your smug superiority while you can't even define what a woman is. Done with the fragile snowflake meltdowns at American flags. Done with your cultish cancel mob mentality. Done with the godless emptiness that mocks faith and family. Done with your narcissistic victimhood, nothing is ever your fault. Done with the hypocritical elitism, rules for thee, not for me. Done with the laziness you call activism and the trophies you get for losing. Done with the entitlement, demanding everything while earning nothing. Done with your anti-family poison pushing kids toward mutilation. Done with your seething envy of strength, success, and self-reliance. Done with your bitter blindness to truth staring you in the face. Done with your rejection of merit, hard work, and personal responsibility. I'm a pissed-off patriot who's watched you rot this nation. You hate everything that built America. You're not progressive. You're broken, toxic, and lost. No more tolerance for your circus of confusion and chaos. We're done carrying your dead weight. We're taking our country back. America First. No apologies. Eat shit and deal with it. MAGA Forever. In freedom, Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA

@No_Apologee @charliesway02 @GovPressOffice

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hey snowflake. I’m just matching the exact clown energy Newsom’s office kicked off with. He started the fake-ass ‘beautiful plates’ virtue signal, I just finished it with shitting on him and zero fucks. You missed the entire point, champ. Cope harder while Trump’s jet loops your boy’s failed state. Keep clutching those pearls — the rest of us are enjoying the show. 🇺🇸🛩💩🤣🖕

WOW. FAKE NEWS FOX IS LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER OUR BEAUTIFUL 175TH ANNIVERSARY DRIVER’S LICENSE. SAD! SO IN HONOR OF SEAN “SLUMPY RATINGS” HANNITY, I HAVE DIRECTED THE DMV TO CREATE BRAND-NEW LIMITED EDITION LICENSE PLATES. I SPOKE TO THE DIRECTOR PERSONALLY (STEVE, GREAT GUY, WHO TURNED THAT PLACE AROUND SO WELL THAT EVEN HARVARD IS TALKING ABOUT HIM) AND HE SAID: “SIR, THESE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLATES WE’VE EVER MADE." THE "PLATES" ARE NOT JUST VERY BEAUTIFUL, THEY ARE CLASSY, JUST LIKE ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD. MAILED IN DECEMBER. A LITTLE CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM ME TO YOU (WE ARE SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN, BECAUSE OF ME). YOU'RE WELCOME! — Governor GCN

@WM6600 @RealDanODowd @Tesla_Optimus What is Optimus if its operator takes off the headset, nothing. I would recommend putting your hopes of humanoid robotics into figure

@RealDanODowd @Tesla_Optimus Who are you...? That's right. A nobody.

Musk claims that @Tesla_Optimus is the world's most sophisticated humanoid robot. Watch the video and see for yourself. Optimus can't even serve popcorn or hand out water bottles without a teleoperator! Holding $TSLA stock must have truly addled your mind if you believe Musk.

@HCGNYC @RealDanODowd @Tesla_Optimus I would argue that the fact that Tesla is getting schooled by a robotics company called “Figure” says that this whole Tesla bot thing is gonna remain a display item and only be something useful and autonomous in the later future

So you've gone from constantly criticizing the world's most advanced autonomous driving system to bashing a pre production version of Tesla's humanoid bot...you area broken man. Focus on something other than Tesla, unless you want to be known as the guy obsessed with Elon and Tesla.

@renzypovy @latenightercom “We will abolish cancel culture” “Fire Kimmel! He offends us!”

@latenightercom Firing Jimmy will MAGA… nothing better to do atm. Shame what has become of the White House.

Jimmy Kimmel shares video of his wife waking him early this morning after Trump's latest post demanding he be fired.

@ShitpostReels Thank you humorous rectangle, I will not soon forget your intelligent humor

@Ggentick @KitsuneNii_ This would be a peak comic story

@KitsuneNii_ Hehehhehe

Who was gonna tell me this would surpass all my other artworks in engagement I’m actually shitting myself it’s only been 3 hours

@ICompletelyFine @urfavdildeux @DaLooseGoose90 @shitpost_2077 The wise man doesn’t stop digging until he reaches the diamond he searches for

@urfavdildeux @DaLooseGoose90 @shitpost_2077 Lwk gotta get out the crane for this one

@Gogetablue835 @ryloken68

Someone make a gif of him attacking the camera super fast I swear to god please😭

@diaperrash971 @marionumber4 @CantEverDie

@NightshardFGB @Scrambled_Nuts @ZacStrikesAgain @Dolby WHY IS YOGURT NIGHT SO DIFFICULT

@Scrambled_Nuts @ZacStrikesAgain @Dolby WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?! XD

since it’s trending, lemme share this funny @Dolby advert they did

@RepublicansATL @Shnookie04 @marstreamsrep @poisedsaint @FBI @SecretService I forgot about this thread, wassup, how’s it hanging in America rn, I’m pretty behind with American politics in Canada

@Shnookie04 @H0wtorecroom @marstreamsrep @poisedsaint @FBI @SecretService Your bio explains it. Just remember, Today is March 26 and Donald Trump is your President. Have a blessed day and God bless America!🇺🇸

i’m crying bro lmfao like wym i find out on twitter 💀💀💀

@RepublicansATL @ennui365 Oh dam, I had no idea that happened during the Biden presidency. Yeah I agree.

@H0wtorecroom @ennui365 I agree. Both sides should send help to everyone. During Biden’s presidency, A FEMA supervisor was fired after directing workers to bypass Florida homes with Trump signs. A total of 4 employees were fired for that. So, he lied in his post, that’s why I said quit lying.

@RepublicansATL @ennui365 I feel both sides would send help to everyone, There shouldn’t be people choosing if you survive because of your political side.

@ennui365 Quit lying.