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@H1512_

account formerly handled by a real person but has recently been converted to a baseball hating bot on a troll farm

2nd floor of tootsies getting shoulder rubs Katılım Nisan 2011
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@sirflattythe2nd @bostonradio Wrap it up here folks, it’s been decided: Chris, after needing the joke to be explained to him, did not find it funny. And in a turn of unexpected irony, uses the same exact defense of unserious scrutiny in the process. Surely he also ironically found his defense humorous.
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Boston Radio Watch®️@bostonradio·
Friday radio beef recap: it’s been an absolutely miserable stretch for Boston sports radio, and the PMT crew just added another pile‑driver for good measure.
Boston Radio Watch®️@bostonradio

Looks like Toucher & Hardy just started a beef with Barstool’s Pardon My Take. They roasted PMT’s Belichick interview on air yesterday, and PMT’s Hank Lockwood didn’t exactly take it lying down early this morning. @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease

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Chris McMahon@sirflattythe2nd·
@bostonradio What was the pile driving comment? It’s just 4 minutes of them talking.
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@ItsBullyBozo maaaaan, have not seen Tourette’s guy in a long time. Incredible burner account.
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@jaredsmithbets In this scenario we’re just assuming that falcons ownership is coloring in their coloring book and drooling waiting for a phone call to come in? Did they believe they had a 1st rd offer too? As a falcons fan it’s plausible and only to a few franchises like ATL lol
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Jared Smith
Jared Smith@jaredsmithbets·
I believe the boat story in June 2021 is a major turning point in the Vrabel-Russini saga, this isn't just a personal affair anymore, it's a football story that wreaks of tampering Russini reported in May 2021 the Titans were a "long shot" to trade for Julio Jones and the Falcons were being offered a first round pick The way I see this, Russini was cooling the trade market, helping Vrabel's Titans get Jones for a second rounder If other teams thought there was a first round offer on the table, they would likely be less aggressive in trying to trade for him When the first set of Arizona pictures dropped the NFL said it wouldn't investigate Vrabel under the personal conduct policy, but the story has evolved since then and now there is probable cause to investigate for tampering
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@AulBatCo How can we work in baseball fucking the neighbor while I’m at work and keeping the house in the divorce settlement into this analogy?
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Aul Bat Company
Aul Bat Company@AulBatCo·
We’ve held our peace about banana ball for a while. But in case people were wondering where we stand. It is the equivalent of porn for baseball. It’s nothing like the real thing or as good as the real thing and you will need continually more crazy things to get a high before inevitably it all crashes and leads to ruin. Real baseball, like real love, takes a lot longer to build and appreciate but in the end it always gets better the more you learn about it and work at it.
Baseball Scouting@BSBSCOUT

Still mind-blown people pay to watch this. Never forget Banana Ball was built on the backs of college players in a college summer ball league where they were forced to do weird TikTok’s or they didn’t play. The yellow suit guy forgot to mention that.

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@Singsy24 Top performing contributors of any organization get longer leashes than replacement level players. combine that with the culture of mental health making you a protected species and the visibility and scrutiny of professional athletes. Orgs can’t risk pressuring players back
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Singsy@Singsy24·
I will forever be confused by star athletes stepping away during the season for their mental health. I get needing a break, we call those vacations in the real world, but when we “step away” for extended personal reasons employment usually ends. #GoBolts
Tampa Bay Lightning@TBLightning

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@Tired_Mammoth @druidDUDE I’m not clutching my pearls about it over here and wouldn’t really give a fuck if it happened to me but any reasonable person would tell you “what you’re getting” when you walk into a CFA is a “my pleasure” and a fuckin chicken sandwich
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Tired_Mammoth🇺🇸@Tired_Mammoth·
@druidDUDE dude its chik fil a they are closed on sundays.... you kinda know what you get going there
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I’m at the point of adulthood where any new request to follow me on IG is a 100% chance of being a porn bot
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@lessgunk @BioticCryptoG @GeorgeResch People can and will debate whether or not 225 is easy as long as the internet exists, and that’s because it’s irrefutably easier to pretend to be badass online than it is to bench 225
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Update: did my first cut of the season and watered before going to bed yesterday. Literally had dreams of waking up to a green lush yard. I was late on pre emergent last fall and have a bluegrass outbreak because of it. Nothin left to do but ride it out til next season!
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I said this satirically and didn’t do shit the last 2 years. All the sudden I’m in my 30s and I’m mowing and watering 2x a week to try to thicken up my lawn. Aerating a little late in the season but better late than never. Might soil test the front. I’ve become everything I hate

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@dfuzecr_ @ClashRoyale Anybody who doesn’t see that the business model is “intentionally going below the bar then reactively inching closer to the shittiest treatment the player base is willing to tolerate” is blind
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@ClashRoyale This changes barely anything People congratulate yall for doing the bare minimum 😂😂
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Always impressed by the patience of the stool guy. You can tell this isn’t the first time him and the lads are out for a pint and he has no choice but to just completely fuckin pummel you with a stool.
International Relations@Intl_Relations0

🔴In England, a guy who was smashing people’s cars with a machete in his hand learns the hard way that he shouldn’t have touched the bar where English people were watching the match after he breaks the window and gets the beating of his life!

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@badbitchburrr I was notified that you haven’t tweeted in a while for this and I’m thankful I was
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ambur@badbitchburrr·
Pam Bondi clam dryer than one of those little fish you accidentally crunch while walking on the beach
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