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Bumped into some rich arabs last night 😮‍💨

Wdym the fkn chicken tikka ain’t halal you bastard.

Asked him how far he lives, brother said he lives down the road 🤣

I thought people not fasting because of exams were bad. I’ve now got colleagues not fasting because they had to come in to the office today.

once you start making money you’ll feel the urge to help everyone financially, it’s important you resist

Reminder: make these last 10 nights count.

You ever recognise your boys car while you’re driving and you pretend to crash into him.

Pls don’t smile at me if your teeth are yellow.

Bro why does my heart feel heavy after eating that mini egg crunch cake.

@aamrrysf Had the same situation, my guy was deaf tho 💀

The way I’ve been devouring chicken tenders for the past 3 days.

I’m not gonna have any fried food this Ramadan Insha’allah.

It ain’t a blessing if you sinned for it.

Fell asleep in the cinema last night, have I officially reached unc status…

Ya Allah, 500 Billion dollars.

‘Plenty of fish in the sea’ Brother do I look like a fisherman dpmo

@ordinaryrahman App is toxic, got sick of it for a while lool

@H89189559 Ain’t seen you tweet in a minute

Bring me back to uk twt, these lot are too sensitive looool

@bruvitsaj Why does it matter, your probably balding anyway

Liked her ig story currently waiting for a dm #meninwomenfields

@onlyymina Yes

@H89189559 who included u lot in this ..? #ruiningit