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@HAMPTlME

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Orlando, FL • K ♡ Katılım Haziran 2021

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ᴴᵃᵐᵖ@HAMPTlME·2 Mar

Fly Water Fish

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ᴴᵃᵐᵖ@HAMPTlME·11h

@karenzolll I’m in love with you bro

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k🤎@karenzolll·12h

if you see me under a marlin’s reply mind your business I’m trying to help my man win a giveaway

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@FishOnFirst @IsaacAzout 387

Fish On First@FishOnFirst·14h

🚨 Kyle Stowers Bobblehead Giveaway 🚨 Guess the distance of his first home run to win! To enter: - Follow @IsaacAzout & @FishOnFirst - Reply with how many feet Stowers' first HR of 2026 will travel Closest guess wins the bobblehead.

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m@skitzocat·2d

computa pls don't do this to me

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN·2d

Nobody warned me that working a 9-5 job basically means you cannot see the dentist, doctor, or handle any appointments, because you are at work when they are open, and when you get off work, they are closed.

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ᴴᵃᵐᵖ@HAMPTlME·3d

@DaxBahama keep losing winnable games yet the management does nothing different

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DaxTheBahamaMarlin@DaxBahama·3d

And yet almost every game has been winnable too. So frustating.

MDV@Mardevicre

The whole team is really going through it for a couple of weeks now. Lots of guys in slumps (Marsee, Agustin, Pauley, HH, Sanoja, Caissie), none of the SPs have been particularly good, and the bullpen has had some pretty bad blown saves. Defense is at its worst too. Brutal.

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Pengu@PenguCantDraw·3d

Fih 🥀

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misto@mistowho·4d

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

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The Truest@dre___843·5d

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

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FIORE@drakebonergif·6d

i'm starting to regret getting a bbl at 14

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jane doe ☣︎@f8lfang·6d

one time i was sitting in a parking lot and some middle schoolers on bikes were harassing me so i asked to hit their vape and drove off with it

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@mightbechidi

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Where da fuck is @HAMPTlME

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🥷🏾@NikeTechRanger·14 Nis

Losing weight as a man dead easy as hell just gotta lock in for 2 weeks 😭

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🐳@2001V01·13 Nis

I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy

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gill@contactabrother·13 Nis

Can someone just hire me

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THE PRINCE OF PANACHE👽@ploppymeep·13 Nis

the downside of being born and raised in florida is that it’s my home and it’s hard for me to imagine living anywhere else, but at the same time i HATE it here i HATE LIVING IN BUM ASS FLORIDA!!!!!!$$$$$$$$$$

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