Guido Vegeta

@kommandostore Looks like it's in better shape than the ones boomers at gun shows want 1700 for.

M1 Garand found in Afghanistan

@TheUnaButters @ratgirldingus To be fair, he invented indie filmmaking.

@ratgirldingus How dare he not watch a movie

on the real, this probably didn't help our current chud culture around movies

@TheUnaButters "But Blade, I drink the blood of the community!"

Its a cool black vampire hunter killing vampires. How are you hacks struggling so hard with this concept. Just make Dolomite the Vampire Slayer and you will have a C+ film at worst.

@TheUnaButters Land before Time: Littlefoot and Petrie (it was going to originally be Littlefoot and Ducky, but something happened).

The Land Before Time 2 Land 2 Time Land Before Time: Continental Drift Land Before Land 5 Land Before Time 6 Time 7 The Fate of the Time L9: The Land Saga Land X

@TheUnaButters Looks like they aren't selling the G36 to the military either.

@hotbuffalomen @TheUnaButters Semetar

@TheUnaButters Call that cum dagger

Coating a dagger with semen and stabbing it into the gfs womb. Hey bedbugs do it so it must be natural for humans

@Wendigoon8 One in the back looks underfed

Say something nice about the new kids

POV: You live in a 3rd world country and are about to find out why Americans don't have free healthcare.

Apes, we are aware of the eye-related issues that affected some of the attendees of ApeFest and have been proactively reaching out to individuals since yesterday to try and find the potential root causes. Based on our estimates, we believe that much less than 1% of those attending and working the event had these symptoms. While nearly everyone has indicated their symptoms have improved, we encourage anybody who feels them to seek medical attention just in case.

@TheUnaButters Compare to:

Favorite part of this book

Through a combination of socialism, religion and a lot of charisma, a man managed to convince almost 1000 people to move to the middle of the jungle and commit suicide. Regarded as the worst cult event in history. Time to drink the Kool-Aid. Jonestown youtube.com/watch?v=6b85wJ…

@TheUnaButters Commander "My other ship is Tali's hips" Shepard.

Commander "Batarian Blaster" Shepard Commander "Four Eye Gouger" Shepard Commander "Four Eyer Genocider" Shepard Commander "Quarian Fucker Batarian Puncher" Shepard Commander "No Clemency for the Hedgemony" Shepard Commander "Turdarian Flusher" Shepard

@TheUnaButters If you were a true fan, you would put the hyphen in.

@HAvtomato I'm a Kon fan now,

Why is it when people do this "this you" shit or hold something up to embarrass me they always choose funny or tame things I did?

@shoe0nhead POV: You are an NYPD drone flying over my backyard

Kenya lick my balls?

@TheUnaButters Could always be a rental. There is some hope

>I have seen the first Minnesota license plate of the year It's over bros