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@alt_w_v_g Literally none of this shit happened to you…

Went to the grocery store this morning Bread, milk, eggs $47.63 The screen asked if I'd like to round up to support a children's hospital I pressed no The cashier looked at me The woman behind me looked at me My wife looked at the ceiling Again This company made $14 billion last year They can round up Went to get gas after The pump asked if I'd like to add $1 to support veterans I support veterans I pressed no A $200 billion oil company asking me to fund their charity while I'm paying $3.89 a gallon That's not philanthropy That's outsourcing Drove through for lunch Taco Bell The screen said "round up for education?" A fast food company asking me to fund scholarships while paying their employees $11 an hour I pressed no My wife said "you know you're arguing with screens today" She was right But the screens started it Went to the pharmacy Picked up a prescription $340 after insurance The screen asked if I'd like to donate $1 to help families in need I just paid $340 for a medication that costs $4 to manufacture And now you want a dollar I pressed no The pharmacist said "it's just a dollar" I said "it's never just a dollar" She didn't respond Got home My wife said "you said no to a children's hospital, veterans, education, and families in need today" I said "no. I said no to four corporations who want me to fund their goodwill so they can put it in their annual report" She was quiet Then she said "you're not wrong" I said "I know" She said "but you're still going to look like a monster" I said "I'd rather look like a monster than quietly fund a billion-dollar company's PR strategy at the register" She didn't disagree But she didn't look at me either Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@JenniferSey Tell me you’re a smooth brain donkey without telling me you’re a smooth brain donkey lmao

It's hard to describe how much I hated this movie. The whole thing makes Hollywood egomaniacs feel like they are the resistance when in reality they are the rich people, wearing single use $20,000 outfits, talking down to staff, OD’ing on Ozempic and generally being the most resource-consuming, selfish, narcissistic people on the planet. But ok, sure, you’re revolutionaries in Chanel and Balenciaga with a face full of filler and Botox!

@ffTalas The broadcast waiting til 10pm ET for the “Golden” performance was such a braindead choice…

We’ve been blessed with K-Pop Demon Hunters and Bluey over the past few years. It’s not too bad out in these parenting streets.

@The_AJ6 @ChrisCotillo Andrew.

@ChrisCotillo Watch baseball instead

Finally, a positive Oscars night for Will Smith.

That’s the way I’m leaning as well w both the acting categories you mentioned!

@ffTalas any changes since your post the other day?

@AlTheBoss03 Abe Alvarez

Name a player — not named Derek Jeter or Cal Ripken Jr. — that you respect the most for staying loyal to one team for their entire career. In an era of constant movement, those guys are rare. Who’s your pick? 👇⚾ Bonus points if you watched them their whole career.

@MattWallace888 John Kerry holy shit

The internet is freaking out after this video was recorded in South Florida! WHO DOES THAT LOOK LIKE TO YOU???

@NFL_DovKleiman Jeff George

Tom Brady is not available. If you’re down 5 points on your own 40-yard line with 50 seconds to go, what Quarterback do you want leading the last-minute drive? ...🧐

@662DVTCH @CrosbyMaxx Who the fuck are YOU to say shit like this? Like you know a damn thing…

@CrosbyMaxx If you smoking weed you not sober bruh.

3/11/20. 6 Years Sober. God Doesn’t Make Mistakes. 🦅💎

@DMRussini AND David Fucking Putney!

Maxx Crosby did not pass his physical today, per sources. The Ravens get their first round picks back.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has talked with director Dan Trachtenberg about returning to the ‘Predator’ franchise

@Alden_Gonzalez @JeffPassan Molly. Jolly?

NEWS: John Carpino, Arte Moreno’s right-hand man, has informed the Angels that he will retire as the team’s president, ending a 23-year run with the organization, according to sources. Molly Jolly, a longtime exec on the business side, will replace him April 6. More to come.

@MikeReiss what would AJ Brown’s cap number be for a team that trades for him?

@Pete_Collins_ Brown’s cap number would not be $23.4m

Which option are you taking? A) Trade for AJ Brown: give up a 1st + 3rd, take on a ~$23.4M cap hit in 2026. B) Sign Alec Pierce: 4 years, $28M AAV. I know where I’m leaning.

Ryan Coogler's 'X-Files' series pilot has been greenlit at Hulu • Coogler is writing and directing the pilot • Danielle Deadwyler will co-star • Jennifer Yale is the showrunner • Follows two vastly different FBI agents assigned to a long-shuttered division for cases with unexplained phenomena (via @DEADLINE)

@espn @AdamSchefter This graphic stinks lol

@drivelinekyle @ChrisCotillo If we’re obsessed with velocity why did we give ranger suarez $130,000,000.00 USD

On velocity and pitching: “There’s this hyper focus on the association between Driveline and velocity,” Breslow said. “If you take a step back and just think about Driveline as a methodology, then you have a chance to impact all aspects of the game.” masslive.com/redsox/2026/02…

@JurassicMike @ChrisCotillo “Stashing” is a very generous word — it’s more like, with IKF on the 26 man roster, its insurance against “having” Hamikton make the opening day roster with 0 minor league options left. The fact they give a shit about this enough to throw $6m at it, I find insane.

@HBOMacks @ChrisCotillo That part about stashing Hamilton in AAA...

Isiah Kiner-Falefa's deal with the Red Sox is worth $6 million, sources tell MassLive.