Hetli

james introduced me to a M.I.A. song that changed the length of all my telomeres and turned my eyes 3 shades greener..... and also a Solange song that lets me walk at speeds too brisk to be tracked by the naked eye.... i mounted them in a playlist helmed by a MUNA song...

Guianan Cock-of-the-Rock IS Clavicular. Guianan Cock-of-the-Rock IS Bumblebee Poison Dart Frog. Guianan Cock-of-the-Rock IS Geese.

cracking a sudachi

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Kristen Stewart on how the Hollywood studio system is not set up for artists: "Are we going to like, wait to be chosen like a f---ing golden ticket? Like, 'I got the golden ticket! I can make one f---ing movie!' We need to make more work. There needs to be more work, more output, more connection and less fear and less f---ing bureaucracy and also less making billionaires more f---ing billionaires. It’s driving me insane. We spend so much money, we just like hemorrhage money making stuff in a system that honestly is not designed for us." wp.me/pc8uak-1lHhm4

@marty_milkman Who Supreme?

three people on this flight watching marty supreme..,

feeding the ducks gives duck-facing pick-me energy. if u feed the ducks you should kill yourself

barb weiss

How come in these gay ass books they’re always playing sports?? Like let’s be so fr and have one set at the psych ward or an AA meeting

She’s the most sane person on planet earth we need her desperately lmfao

I start reading Moby dick and the moment I read the first person pronoun my brain self inserts into the text. Shuffling around like I'm wearing a vr headset I bump into furniture and walls. Ishmael steps off the gangway and I step out of my bedroom window and break my neck

@TroyDerrell ?

@HClassicus Temu Tom Green.

Etsy House of The Dragon Orb

i think i would mostly be happy as a goose...

@sketchy_as_fork bat hawk

not sure what bird I'd be. people associate me with corvids but that's lowk basic. i think i would be a wader or small songbird... can i be a Wood Warbler? Ruddy Turnstone? maybe some kingfisher.

@jms_tny ?

@sketchy_as_fork yeah we love them

do birder oomfs from north america gaf about western palearctic birds across the pond or no

i love used things and using things. colorant on the arms of my glasses is wearing away behind my ears because i stay wearing my glasses...... eat your heart out nike

night out 🍸 #korrasami

listening to You're So Pretty by PETAL SUPPLY in the bathtub while an ibuprofen DISSOLVES into my bloodstream and ALLEVIATES my headache

trying not to be crazy but its so hard