Yukon Bonaparte

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@TheLab_FBB is lagrange worth grabbing? or is cole close enough to returning the yanks put Cole in Fried's spot

Not good on Max Fried. Will undergo an MRI tomorrow. I'll leave the return estimate to actual doctors, but I would not be surprised if this ends in an IL stint right away. #RepBX

@VladTheInflator the world already has a savior. They've rejected Him

The people who fucked up the world are saying AI is the savior. Meaning, it will be weaponized against us to make life worse for us.

@FTO_picks Says your dms are closed

@HJSTHETHIRD Please feel free to reach out!

⚾️ SP Streamers 5/11 Cantillo (vs LAA) Lambert (vs SEA) #FantasyBaseball

@DWildcard303007 @Davev2870 Maybe decriminalizing all the drugs wasn’t the best idea

What the hell are we doing, Denver? Last night a man was sucked into an engine at DIA. Today a naked man reportedly ran down I25 and caused a crash during a possible mental health crisis. This city feels like it’s operating at a constant state of psychological exhaustion. Airports, highways, train platforms, bus stops. Every single day there’s another incident that would have shocked people a few years ago and now everyone just scrolls past it like it’s normal. At some point we have to admit something is deeply wrong when public breakdowns and extreme incidents have become part of daily life across the metro.

you will never regret licking this post

@nq7xp1zd5k Yall don’t know shit about women. It’s a backhanded compliment. “Oh wow look at how short he is compared to yours, definitely couldn’t beat yours up” why else would she include the photo.

never enough theory

@TheLab_FBB In a 12 man league. Why not? Huge upside — waiver wire is thin

Did you guys add Spencer Jones? I’m thinking about it myself. I just see him going right back down after Giancarlo Stanton is healthy. And that may not be all that long. He’s also got huge swing and miss. And yet, the upside is tantalizing. Where do you fall on him? #RepBX

@rossjensen Condon Snub? guy hit bombs in spring and will play 81 games at coors

My personal top 20 OF prospects! Non-debuted. -Edward Florentino #1? -A.J. Ewing > Max Clark? Big changes in this one from my preseason release. Thoughts?

@TerronBackup @Andrew_FBB Rockies fan — he’s getting traded at the deadline. No contract after this year, Charlie Condon and Zac Veen are waiting in aaa. Team stinks, they can get a haul for him & no way he sticks around. I’d be very surprised

@Andrew_FBB he's still gonna play in coors half his games and i doubt anyone is buying that high on him

I am going to double down, sell high on Mickey Moniak.

@Babygravy9 The establishment using the victims of Sandy hook to take over info wars and use Alex jones platform to “announce and alliance between satan and god” and “drink blood ritualistically” is infinitely more offensive than Alex jones asking questions about the original narrative

I don't think anybody had high hopes for the Onion's "takeover" of Infowars, but even by Tim Heidecker's non-existent standards this is just utterly risible.

@Cernovich The lefts secret weapon is how crazy they are. When you explain them to normies you sound like a total freak.

@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @FrankTheTankHQ I love frank so much. huge inspiration. cant believe he said Mets struggling before his fathers passing. crazy way to order things.

🚨 WEIGH IN 31🚨 •283.9 pounds (ATH 530+ pounds) •Blood sugar: A1C 5.4% (ATH 11.1%) •Frank has lost 250+ pounds overall •Inching toward diabetic remission •Doctor discontinued Frank’s fenofibrate medication because his triglycerides have plummeted from deadly levels to normal Frank gained back ~4 pounds this month. The silver lining is that about halfway through the month he was all the way back up to 295 pounds (+16 lbs). Overwhelmed with stress, Frank resorted to some of his old bad habits with late night snacking. He knew he wasn’t on track, let me know, and then managed to turn the month around; losing about 10 pounds in the last 10 days. He is definitely adding muscle with his weight lifting, but Frank is very honest about his journey and is adamant he knows he f*cked up with diet the first half of the month. No excuses, we can’t get off to bad starts, but it was impressive to see Frank’s resiliency persevere once again. Frank hasn’t missed a day walking or lifting, it’s time to lock back in on diet & sustain it. Anudder weigh in in the books

i miss when the national league required pitcher to hit

If you lose 119 games in one season you should be allowed to cheat as much as possible to following season. Fuck this tool

@therealmcnair Love those 620’s. We have a very similar setup

71 with a chance of 86

@cimmerian_v Silver fluctuates too much. My ball mark is always equal to one Big Mac

Post your ball marker

Just wait till the Japanese discover this

@TheLastCockney What are you even suggesting, retard. Shoot everyone who’s brown?

@N1cOcean @BitcoinSapiens If he’s not going to loosen restrictions on new builds, then something has to be done about illegals and corporations owning single family homes. All roads lead towards housing values going down. Something has to be done, the question is to what extent. Young families need homes!

@BitcoinSapiens Seemed to be a pretty fair analysis of the problem from Trump…? What are your thoughts? Just tank it and fuck them over?

Trump admitted that if he does anything for younger people on housing, boomers in five bedroom houses will revolt because their 1000% appreciation will decrease slightly. The only generation who doesn’t want their kids to have a better life than they had.