Jerry’s Dementia Pills

Bobby Green would tune this nigga chanko up dead homies. #ufcabudhabi

The FICO credit score was introduced in 1989. The average Boomer was around 35 then, which means many of them bought their first homes and cars before an imaginary three-digit number had such a huge impact on their lives. They really did pull the ladder up behind them.

@HyperPiperKiper @RamsNFL Cowboys gonna ruin your dreams gang sorry

Gettin' to be about that time.👀

Bron dragging it, pick a team oldahh nigga

@MaddenNFLDirect Stop rewarding people for having shit internet

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@ufc @paramountplus Usman sonned

The knee lands flush 😮‍💨 [ #UFCOKC is LIVE NOW on @ParamountPlus ]

@SnorkelCapital @HappyPunch Fr who Captain Louisiana think he is?

@HappyPunch Poirier a week sober out here giving life advice already? Lmao

Dustin Poirier says Conor McGregor’s face looked “unhealthy” and suggests he should retire “He’s addicted to the limelight, he’s addicted to people talking about him. I don’t know if he’s addicted to the fight itself anymore. If it’s a torn ACL at his age, he’s done.” (via @TeddyAtlasReal)

@Not2BeTrite You already know he be making panty soup with these hoes

Mr Freeze head ass

@ufc @TheNotoriousMMA

TIME FOR THE MAC 🇮🇪 @TheNotoriousMMA | #UFC329

@ufc @PaddyTheBaddy Fuck BSD

IT IS ELECTRIC AT #UFC329! @PaddyTheBaddy celebrates after a DOMINANT SHOWING in the co-main event!

@ufc DONT PLAY WITH PADDY

WHAT JUST HAPPENED? #UFC329

@WonderbreadMMA Nah gang he sliming this special ed Hawaiian in 2

Conor could be getting colded in that fuck ass mohawk 😭

@danawhite Caucasian hog rider gets it done in 1

McGregor has arrived to the arena! #UFC329

@ufc @TheNotoriousMMA @paramountplus MY KING LOOKS LIKE CHUCK FUCKING LIDDELL

The King is back 🇮🇪 @TheNotoriousMMA HAS ARRIVED for #UFC329! [ LIVE NOW on @ParamountPlus ]

@ufc @paramountplus Rob at 205

BOBBY KNUCKLES IS READY [ #UFC329 is LIVE NOW on @ParamountPlus ]

@ChampRDS I think he hurt him bad folks

LUKE RILEY WITH THE FIRST ROUND FINISH 😳 WOWWW #UFC329

@KXNGAO Bro needs to do some mf pushups

JAKE HAGER FKA JACK SWAGGER GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT AT POWER SLAP 😬😬😬😳😳😳

@UFConParamount @paramountplus

"When this guy rolls in, it doesn't feel like one day off" 🍿 Dana White is PUMPED for Conor McGregor's return tomorrow night! [ #UFC329 | 9pmET | LIVE on @ParamountPlus ]

@ufc @TheNotoriousMMA @BlessedMMA @paramountplus King shit

The world is ready 🤩 @TheNotoriousMMA vs @BlessedMMA 2 [ #UFC329 | LIVE July 11 | 9pmET on @ParamountPlus ]

@ufc @TheNotoriousMMA @BlessedMMA The Mac will rip his face off

Do you think tonight's faceoff between @TheNotoriousMMA and @BlessedMMA will be spicier than last night? 👀