HLTCO PODCAST

HLTCO Football Podcast - 16.12.20 • Wolves stun Lampard’s Blues • WBA get a truly massive point • Looks like Slav’s out anyway • Big Sam set to arrive? LOL • Real Madrid have their mojo back • Huge win for Dortmund in Bremen patreon.com/posts/45095973

Just come over here to see if my timeline updates over here. It seems it does. Good to know so many of you are still following. 🤝

As many of you will know, I set up this account as a back-up to @HLTCO, which I now have back. I’ll still be using this account but will primarily be tweeting from @HLTCO instead, so drop it a follow if you don’t already. Peace, love and powerful close-range headers to all. ❤️

I love this from Chris Wilder. You can tell he’s a fan because he’s deadly serious.

Your club made a man who dresses up as a dinosaur on match-days redundant not long back. Not sure you’ve thought this through...

For all the memes and jokes, there are few managers with a better record of getting clubs out of relegation trouble than Big Sam. He did a very good for us before “retiring”.

@PrisonPlanet Thou doth protest too much.

Basically, if you’re a man who wears a mask, you’re broadcasting the fact that you have been fucked in the ass by your girlfriend. And that is not something to be proud of.

The saddest part of Sam Allardyce going to West Brom is that it’ll stop Arsenal from making a play for him when they’re 18th in March.

Which Premier League manager is most likely to order a Mega Kebab Sharing Platter and actually finish it singlehandedly?

This goal never did get the respect it deserved. Had Lionel Messi scored it, it would have won a Puskás Award.

Me when Big Sam keeps West Brom up on the last day at Brighton’s expense.

“Listen, Slav’s a lovely fella but could he have turned Kevin Davies into Bolton’s very own Fat Ronaldo? I think not. You need survival, I need the wedge, it’s the perfect storm. 6 month deal, a 70-plate Jag, Bob’s your uncle, Fanny’s your Aunt. Where are those Bhajis?”

It’s actually happening...

1 year ago today...

3 years ago today...

Why do I love this man so much? It’s unhealthy.

@MattCPFC I’ve never done it. Never will either.

If you’ve ever stumbled down the stairs in The Clifton Arms and used the men’s toilets, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine.

Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City have scored the same number of goals (18) as Roy Hodgson’s Crystal Palace through 12 Premier League games in the 2020/21 season. Not a stat I expected to be tweeting out when the season kicked off in September.

@calciocarl I want nothing more in this world.

Jose Mourinho speaks for all of us.