Duke of Samburu

Its what you do now that makes the difference.

Ndio kuingia mjengo mamaye 💀

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“It takes a lot of hard work to make something simple.” — Steve Jobs

“Si ulisema uliwithdraw?”

Wacha nikule maini ndio pombe isijui which liver to attack

Ukiwa house party zimeshika deadly alafu uskie ebu mtoe hiyo trouser 😭

“From the errors of others, a wise man corrects his own.” — Publilius Syrus

“nimekuambia usikanyage chini husikii”

When the food seller gives me extra change by mistake

When you are about to get into your first street fight but your opponent genuinely pulls out a machete

WordPress devs be installing security plugins instead of fixing security 😭

Waah leo nimejidanganya nikunywe artane na jaba walai naskia kama zinalipuka😂

Leonhard Euler was the first to introduce the symbol of function f(x) and systematically incorporate it into calculus. This notation is now foundational in mathematics.

"Nasema boyfriend yangu amenikujia thanks for the drinks, you're an amazing person"

@ombotojr Kuna zile zinawork

Nakumbuka siku yangu ya kwanza kukua na smartphone nilienda huko playstore nikatafuta app inaitwa "wifi hacker" nikijaribu kuhack wifi ya jirani😂

“Bro uskii mom anaclean room yako”😹

Lakini klabu hukua place funny sana, yani addicts gather themselves in a place just to abuse drugs😂😂

Venye North-eastern guys wanawaangalia mkilia bei ya mafuta na wao wanalia njaa.

Sasa mbona millenials walikua wanalewa alafu wanapiga nduru usiku Kwa barabara