Hlomani Rorschach Mathe

Always reset at 🏕️⛺️

@Mashstartup No better way to get up to speed and secure monthly income. 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

I’ve tasted entrepreneurship, I’ve tasted employment. I highly recommend intrapreneurship.

You’re bored because you don’t do side quests, bro. Life is more than just work and bed rotting. Here are 50 side quests to complete:

I'm 55. If you're in your 30s or 40s, read this: 1. Marriage won’t fix loneliness. Neither will kids, money, or sex.

@pmcafrica Track ID?

Shem... our problems are many... but it's the beautiful lady that never refuses a kiss 😪🍺

Camp life 🏕️🏕️

The simple life 🏕️⛺️ getting stuck in the mud is part of the fun.

This is the manager the Chelsea board had alongside Liam Rosenior in their final selection, and they still chose Rosenior. Felipe Luiz is going in hard on a manager who talks about intensity but doesn’t actually help the players with tactics.

“if the success of my team cannot make me happy then the tears of my rivals will do the job” 😭🙏🏾

🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ wasted 4 minutes on a subpar technique 🥲

@PumezaGert No lies!!

Russell Hobbs

@WelBeast @ChelseaFC ???

Manchester City would be nothing without the 115 charges. Grown man supporting a plastic club. Fxck you and Chelsea. Fxck UntTrey too.

@UTDTrey You roasted Arsenal 🥲🥲

The last time I saw my club play, Arsenal fans were still talking about the Quadruple What is this life

@AFC_Rexzzy They got the engagement and the win 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Get your engagement and we’ll take our win, just follow the script, make it easy like Chelsea 🤝

@Lorato_Xaba It even gets better… it ties together towards the end.

I’ve been binge watching a series called “Person of Interest” on Netflix. To say I’m hooked is an understatement.

You can outperform over 90% of investors by buying the S&P 500.

Tell me one footballer you just love. I don’t wanna hear Messi, Neymar or Ronaldo😂 Tell me one random sick footballer you love.

@sowazis @Mr_SPICI It’s perfect 👌🏽

@Mr_SPICI Person of Interest is quite good...I am on season 3 now.

I need a Netflix series so addictive that I completely forget the outside world exists. Hit me with your best recommendations.

@Mafioso203 Wise words I tell you.

@HP_Mathe My dad told me this once🤣🤣🤣