Siren Summoner

your baby is fucking crying all the time because it wants the smooth refreshing pull of a Marlboro red.

@PantsBenjamin 3 tugs mate

About to JORK it does anyone need anything?

Historic Museum of Big Naturals.

California has some weird ass town names. Wtf is Los Boners?

Also the liquor market takes ebt so, I'm not surprised.

Bakersfield smells like anal porn.

@RealOutro This is exactly what's happening

Using a grey patch kit in marathon feels like injecting yourself with a used heroin needle you found on the street

@LoveRachael_ @FoilsArt Anyome can if unattended or not attached

@FoilsArt Was trying to exfil but a trio showed up, assassin through smoke and I ran in too late. Guess a triage popped their buddy right at the end and it was just floating there and gave me the prompt to hack 😂

had NO idea you could hack a med drone as rook

Assassin flow

@PantsBenjamin Yeah. It gets pretty bad.

Every time I like a new thing on this app that is literally the topic of every second tweet I see for the next 24 hrs. Absolute dogshit algo

@FervorGamingYT Also turn off dlaa!!!

@HXPERHAM weird. will try it out

I literally was clicking for 2 full seconds I counted 2 seconds before an attack went off. The input delay in this game has been the worse i seen in my near 30 years of gaming. holy shit its horrible #crimsondesert

@ecoman_clark @MarathonMedia01 This is perfect. Not everyone should be incentivized and Hand held into everything. Go play eso if that's what you want. They proved this is some sado level shit and I'm behind it even if it's not for me. Whiners.

@MarathonMedia01 Fn dumbest idea ever to block 80-90% of players from end game event 😂 also what’s the point of getting that loot just sit in vault to be red on top. 😂 once looted and exfiled it should be permanently available with in game currency. Patch it immediately.

‼️Cryo Vault has been Conquered, by Tyraxe and crew They got the Compiler kill in Vault 7 - Compiler drops a Compiler Ganglion, Prestige Salvage - There is a loot room that opens up once the kill is confirmed, with a Contraband-level weapon. It's basically a Marathon version of Destiny 2's trace rifles. - The weapon in the image is a drop from that room, there are ammo drops for it laying around as well. - Ammo for the weapon can be bought in the Armory by exchanging the Compiler Ganglion - There is a door that they were unable to open, requires Security Clearance level 5 - There's also another door that requires one battery to open. They did not have the battery required to open it. Presumably it contains another Security Terminal that may provide enough Security Clearance to open the final door in the loot room - There is an exfil terminal that opens an Exfil beacon in the loot room 📸u/NotoriousCHIM #Marathon | #MarathonGame

@rhykker I can't get behind the aestethic and the world building destroy everything hole fest it would be. I truly wasn't sold on the systems or their ethos but I hope they do well as we need more in the genre that isn't garbo

Last chance to back Darkhaven, folks! They're so close... kickstarter.com/projects/moonb…

@FervorGamingYT I'll swap tonight and see if it feels better. When you load in it prefers controller.

@HXPERHAM Oh I play with mouse and keyboard so I haven't noticed something like that 'cause I don't use the controller

Just wanted to drop my authentic thoughts on Crimson Desert. Super early impressions about five hours in, roughly Chapter 3 and a half, just giving my overall take. Overall, I’m very unimpressed so far. From what I’ve heard, the game is supposed to get a lot better after the 10 hour mark, but right now I’m not blown away at all. A lot of people are praising the combat, but as someone who’s probably further along than most outside of early access players, it really hasn’t been anything special. It just feels like basic combos. I don’t think people with an hour and a half in have really fought much or unlocked anything meaningful yet, so I’m a bit confused by that praise. The bigger issue for me is the pacing. There are way too many puzzles and too many segments where you’re slowly following things to certain locations while listening to dialogue that just isn’t interesting. That has easily been the least enjoyable part of the experience so far, and I don’t understand why there’s so much of it this early. The worst part of the game, though, is the controls. They feel clunky, unresponsive, and just poorly designed. I don’t understand why sprinting requires a double tap on Shift, and there’s this noticeable delay before actions actually register. It feels off in a way that’s hard to ignore, and it drags everything down.Right now, I’d give the game about a 71 at best. It feels underwhelming, and honestly that score might be a bit generous. One last thing, not even about the game itself. The glazing around this game has been insane. Maybe it grows into something great later on, but right now it’s hard to believe that anyone not in early access is having an amazing Time with the combat you're still doing basic puzzles and escort stuff. #CRIMSONDESERT

@Amirstreams @MarathonGameHQ Shut up clown. Timed make this required otherwise fuck heads go in at 4 am loot the gamut and then play reg matches. 1/4 maps time gated make it more exciting.

@MarathonGameHQ I say remove time gating and maybe make it so before a team enters Cryo archive they must submit a Cryo archive key. Maybe the type of key you submit gives access or clearance for wherever? Idk we need to see how this plays out first

‼️CRYO ARCHIVE INFO in #MarathonTheGame: - Open for play on the weekends, starting March 20 - Raid-style puzzle solving and layered mechanics - 6 interconnected wings with a central hub - Labyrinthian layout where tight corridors give way to massive open spaces - Frozen Vaults contain powerful loot and "dark secrets" - 7 Vaults that are heavily-secured and have some of the most lucrative loot in the game - To access each Vault, you’ll need to complete its unique entry challenge or access requirements. - Each Vault also requires a specific Vault Key for entry - Whole ship runs on Security Clearance, a progression you build up over the course of a single run by interacting with the ship’s systems - Systems including doors, supply rooms, and exfils, are locked behind specific Security Clearance levels - Exfils are "less reliable" and "follow different rules" - 7 Cryo Specific contracts that renew each weekend - Contracts provides you with a random high-rarity item, which could be a locked room key, Vault key, material, or piece of gear

Make the pussy so wet she hit you with the cartoon level *gulp*

@SicklyTheNinJa @MarathonDevTeam Shut up dickboy

@MarathonDevTeam Are you aware that we all hate the only on weekends thing?

We are aware of exploits allowing Runners to cancel slides to gain boosts of speed. To maintain competitive integrity and keep the combat sandbox balanced we will be fixing these exploits in a future patch. Pardon our dust!

@gaylittlepiglet You deserve a rock, for being good.

I don’t even feel like smoking crack but I’m going to do it anyway because it’s crack time and I had a bad day