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Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

Good What an absolute belter of a summer it’s been Be dark by 4pm and all be hating life before we know it. Enjoy it

Erling Haaland is not so keen on Konsa, who has been the Norwegian star’s Kryptonite at club level. In five League games against him for City, Haaland has scored just one goal across a total of 406 minutes. The last three of those duels between the two men have ended with Konsa on the winning team. Across his 90 minutes against Mexico in the Estadio Azteca, Konsa won all of his ground duels and made the most defensive contributions (eight) of Thomas Tuchel’s team. On the ball, he registered 93 per cent passing accuracy and 100 per cent accuracy for long balls. The centre-back finished the game as an emergency right wing-back after Jarell Quansah had been sent off. @Matt_Law_DT looks at why Tuchel loves Konsa ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

I absolutely fucking love Joe Hart, man. 😂❤️

Havertz missing his penalty on the 1 month anniversary of the Gabriel penalty out of respect

Pickford - liability Spence - should be used as a last resort if james is injured Rice - if anderson is playing then Rogers plays instead of Rice. Bellingham - should be played as 8 not technically good enough as a 10! Gordon - disgraceful player Madueke - championship level

Declan Rice is the litmus ball knowledge test for me. I automatically assume you know nothing if you think he’s elite in midfield

I want every single lefty cunt - and every MP that voted against this - to read every single word. Then tell me why our Prime Minister isn’t in prison

we need players to be less media trained like this more often, this was a brilliant watch

@ValueBetSpotter Barkley is ineligible for Europa

😍 Here’s a massive Europa League final betting stat list for Aston Villa vs Freiburg. ✅ Watkins shot on target (won in 9/10) ✅ Barkley shot on target (won in 9/9) ✅ Rogers shot on target (won in 7/10) ✅ Watkins first half shot (won in 7/8) ✅ Matanovic first half shot (won in 9/12) ✅ Rogers foul (won in 13/13) ✅ Buendia foul (won in 14/16) ✅ Cash foul (won in 14/17) ✅ Watkins foul (won in 15/17) ✅ Digne foul (won in 7/8) ✅ Matanovic foul (won in 26/28) ✅ Suzuki foul (won in 17/18) ✅ Holer foul (won in 13/13) ✅ Beste foul (won in 13/16) ✅ Makengo foul (won in 7/9) ✅ Scherhant foul (won in 10/10) ✅ McGinn foul won (won in 16/17) ✅ Tielemans foul won (won in 13/14) ✅ Rogers foul won (won in 16/17) ✅ Buendia foul won (won in 16/16) ✅ Konsa foul won (won in 11/13) ✅ Cash foul won (won in 8/10) ✅ Barkley foul won (won in 9/12) ✅ Manzambi 3+ fouls won (won in 13/15) ✅ Beste foul won (won in 16/17) ✅ Treu foul won (won in 11/12) ✅ Scherhant foul won (won in 12/13) ✅ Holer foul won (won in 8/9) ✅ Makengo foul won (won in 8/9) ✅ Aston Villa 3+ saves (won in 14/16) ✅ Aston Villa 6+ goal kicks (won in 14/15) ✅ Aston Villa 4+ corners (won in 14/16) ✅ Freiburg to score (won in 16/17) ✅ Freiburg 1+ offside (won in 22/22) ✅ Freiburg 6+ goal kicks (won in 21/24) Drop a LIKE ❤️ if you appreciate these lists and want another for tomorrow!

If I was a STH who lost out to a member in the ballot I would’ve absolutely lost the head

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I live in a country where a man randomly stabs two people and people are more annoyed that the police kicked him after he did so In a proper country he is eliminated there and then 👍

How the world works in a nutshell: giant corporations profit from an illegal war whilst the governments who wage them tell the rest of us to tighten our belts.

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