Squidward Hackett’s Burner

@JawdinSpieth @shanebacon Only know half of these names but Bryson is right where he belongs

@shanebacon It’s actually Spieth Rose Rickie Tommy YE Yang/Padraig Sahith Rors 5 million feet of shit Bryson Rahm

Best case scenario wins at the PGA this week: 1.) Spieth 2.) Rickie 3.) Fleetwood 4.) Rahm 5.) Bryson 6.) Blockie 7.) Rose/Scott 8.) Ludvig 9.) Koepka 10.) Hovland

@UpAndAdamsShow @heykayadams Same, Kay.

Kay is ALL-IN on the Commanders 📈 @heykayadams

Are Ty Simpson and Carson Beck the future of the NFC West? 🏈

@JawdinSpieth @JonRahmOfficial Looks like that E-Sports team Bronny was on

@HackettBurner @JonRahmOfficial Always appreciate your support sir. Tbh, they all look like dorks, but look up the uniforms. Rahm looks especially bad with the stupid pink hats, name that makes 0 sense, and random lion(?) logo

@JonRahmOfficial I hope you’ve gone back and seen all the footage of majors you’ve played since going to LIV to see how much of DORK you look like in that Legion XII (or whatever its called) gear. They turned you into a show pony, have some pride

@KenAdams1945 What about 9 innings baseball though

Kids these days say “cheese play” but they wouldn’t last where I’m from.

Literally Rob. #IYKYK

LeBron James greets Washington Commanders QB Jayden Daniels after their loss to the Celtics.

@chrissavold59 The MLB.com list has Willits at 13. Different strokes for different folks I guess!

@JoeyB It’s actually “the number of ppl,” Joe. #grammar

The amount of ppl that don’t understand what a catch is in the rule book flabbergasts me. And it’s not the officials. The two plays yesterday were not difficult calls, and they got them both right.

@KenAdams1945 Kamari Lassiter, Georgia.

@HollandLabowski Best part was when @FieldYates ranked him RB32 going into his week 15 game against the Jets. In that game he scored his 19th and 20th touchdowns of the season. Nice work, Field.

My son in 30 years: “Dad, tell me about Raheem Mostert’s 2023 season”

@sponhourm Crosses

Does soccer have a cultural equivalent to American football’s “establishing the run”

@KenAdams1945 @FOS @baltimoresun This feels dolphins-esque to me. Sack Harbaugh.

@FOS @baltimoresun

After falling to 1-5, the Ravens removed the players' ping pong table, video game consoles, basketball hoop, and corn hole boards from the locker room. (via @baltimoresun)

@KenAdams1945 Ok those hashtags.

Always awkward when you make eye contact with both your roomie’s ex huzz in the gym #cradenza #TheScreamer #ohjace

@benbbaldwin You and me both, Ben.

My football super power is never losing faith in the Chiefs

@JawdinSpieth @ESPNF1

@ESPNF1 Papaya boys starting to lose sleep…… DU DU DU DUUUU

Lando Norris has said Red Bull's resurgence in the last two races should come as no surprise

@Light_2610 The TV in @absolutelynaste’s former residence

What is he looking at 😭

@fashion_nfl Eff off, he’s staying. (he probably isn’t)

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