Hacks

Standard: mirage-tempest block dead guy red and suicide black Pauper: RB shitpile Modern: Storm, twin, pod Hyperextended: Eggs Legacy: Lands, tezzerator, standstill Vintage: PO, Lands, eldrazi Old School: Fastbond control, Millstone dreams EDH: Stax, storm

@F1 @pirellisport How much speed did he lose in the straight without lifting off the throttle. This shit is a joke…after 30+ years of watching I’m probably not gonna watch anymore of the season after the bullshit in qualifying and drivers not being able to drive in the limit because of charging.

Kimi Antonelli secures the @pirellisport Pole Position Lap in Japan! 😮‍💨 Let's ride onboard with the Mercedes driver for his lap of the iconic Suzuka 🤩👇 #F1 #JapaneseGP

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!

RIP Chuck Norris. Had these alters done a few years ago. Chuck to Plowshares

@MotorsportiveHQ When I think of top tier drivers over the years a guy with 7 wins and no championships saying max should leave means they should fire Montoya…he’s a fucking puppet telling you this is the “pinnacle of racing” when they downshift on straights…no one will remember him

🚨 JUAN PABLO MONTOYA URGES F1 TO "SHOW THE DOOR" TO VERSTAPPEN AND NORRIS. 👉 He brands their 2026 rule criticism as "disrespectful", citing Verstappen's "Mario Kart" remarks. A bold stance from the former F1 driver.

I cried today. First of all for Kimi, who deservedly won his first race. 👊🏼Secondly, for F1. It fucking sucks! #ChineseGP 🇨🇳 #F1

@F1 Can we get some of the European tracks instead? Or India?

The Bahrain and Saudi Arabian Grands Prix will not take place in April Due to the ongoing situation in the Middle East the Grands Prix, alongside F2, F3, and F1 Academy rounds, will not take place as scheduled While alternatives were considered, no substitutions will be made in April #F1

@MotorsportiveHQ This is like putting a bandaid on a gunshot wound. It doesn’t fix the problem. The PU is shit across the board and clipping is or super clipping is just fucking terrible to watch. Watching someone lift 300+ ft before a corner…really? That’s the pinnacle of Motorsport?

🚨 BREAKING: FIA to ENFORCE STRICTER engine compression ratio tests from June 2026. New rules require compliance at HIGH TEMPERATURES, targeting allegations Mercedes' design exceeds the 16:1 limit when hot. Mercedes DENIES the claims. The change aims to CLOSE a technical loophole and ensure a level playing field.

@F1 The only champion is whoever decided to use fucking batteries as 50% of the PU creating the most shittastic season opener I’ve seen in my 30+ years of watching the sport. Glad the Nurburgring will at least have real race cars I can watch during the down time along with WEC.

Our journey around the world to crown the 2026 champion is GO! 🌏👑 #F1 #AusGP

@F1 “Overtakes”….then the battery on the EV runs out and you just get passed again. This doesn’t feel like racing. It’s watching battery management like a Tesla owner on a long road trip. That was shit to watch as a fan

Action EVERYWHERE you looked 😍 #F1 #AusGP

The godfather of pimp never seems to disappoint

Are we back?!

@SSMedia_F1 @F1 @DHL_Motorsports Who cares…strategy is minimal in F1 at this point. 2026 regs better slap or this season is gonna suck

@F1 @DHL_Motorsports Will McLaren’s 1.8s record stand through the 2026 season? 🏁

From a lengthy process with refuelling, down to the world record 1.80s 😮‍💨 The evolution of an F1 pit stop, presented by @DHL_Motorsports #F1

@F1 @DHL_Motorsports Bring back fueling…current F1 strategy is predictable and unengaging. It’s been pretty easy to predict race winner for the last 5 seasons. Here’s to hoping 2026 isn’t a steaming shit with all the fixed hybrid crap.

@CxmeronCc Good…she sucked at commentary

🚨Danica Patrick has been cut from Sky F1's broadcast team for 2026. #F1

@RoundCorners40 @WotC Boneflute is the goat format

@wotc I created the Bone Flute format, please respond

@F1Media @fia Every time they update the cars they say the same thing. Bring back the V8 and a smaller chassis like the pre turbo hybrid cars with updated aero regs. Here’s to hoping that maybe the cars can follow each other and not have dirty air to deal with.

Formula 1 and the @fia have today revealed the 2026 Technical Regulations. 2026 will see both the chassis and power units updated, in the biggest overhaul of regulations in the sport’s history. These changes will shake up the order and create new excitement, while delivering incredible racing. For more information, click here: corp.formula1.com/f1-2026-regula…

@RoundCorners40 @DesertTwisters If it isn’t stamped with a dick drawn on it…then it’s not a real prize.

@DesertTwisters Gatekeeping is a good thing, actually.

This is what "prizing" for #OldSchoolMTG tournaments looks like.

@haganbmj Hahhahaha livingplanehellscape.dec

@HacksMtg Oh yeah, I should see if I still have decks sleeved somewhere...

Hacksmas starts this Friday. Old school deck is locked and loaded. It’s been running hot lately so we will see…hyper list isn’t great but I think I can make a few tweaks to it to make it run smoother

The haters said he couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters