Seabiscuit

Dear Heavenly Father, I pray you bring blessings upon these Strip Mines #mtgunderground

@__dutchman__ Sitting from my seat at Wrigley with a portable radio feels like my old man level up

Listening to a baseball game from a radio broadcast is underrated

@BWLH_ Is it close to the Warhammer store and Woodman’s?

She’s married to a Panda Express manager in Pleasant Prairie, WI.

@targetplayer You’ve been known to play Hyper Extended

when it's B&R day but you only play Limited and Premodern

@DanClarkSports Can’t wait for the Cubs to crush these clowns at Wrigley next week

The Angels putting up images of Alek Manoah around the stadium is one of the saddest things you'll find in a Major League ballpark in 2026.

@kim_chee27 Probably from Long Island

I managed to find a massive libtard in Naples 🙄

@uncledoomer There’s something generationally broken about white people 30+. My city is populated by these childless adults that still watch cartoons.

this is why lego land doesnt let you in without a kid

Chicago baseball weather

@bog_beef Me this week at Wrigley

Going to get a hot dog

@WGNNews Childless dorks

The first chapter, in Chicago, began as a result of a couple’s rough patch. The co-founders had recently moved in together and were walking along Lake Michigan when one of them suggested they let out all their frustrations with a scream. More: tinyurl.com/yhy4ajrb

@therealburns3 I got a bleachers ticket against the Angels for a few days later for 12 bucks

Cubs opening day bleachers $161 a piece Don’t know if this is a buy day of situation or buy now

@MurrayHillGuy1 It’s called growing up

How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?

@ofreacharound @ArtisanAles1 I split my time between Chicago and Jacksonville

@RoundCorners40 @ArtisanAles1 Big San Antonio women, eating all them churros?

The average woman weighs 170 lbs and is very impressed when you can overhead press them.

That time Sting fought Chuck Norris in Walker Texas Ranger. R.I.P. Chuck 🤍

Donald Trump and Chuck Norris meet at Wrestlemania in March, 1991. Rest in Peace to an American icon! 🙏

@Urban_Kat @SyntaxXSindoll @LeighGiangreco Retarded take. You’re entitled to feel safe on public transportation.

@SyntaxXSindoll @LeighGiangreco Move cars if you are that uncomfortable. Download the app and make a complaint. You probably weren’t in any danger you were just uncomfortable. Love how many times you brought up “Black”. You should know it’s capitalized 🙄🙄🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Normally this meme is whipped out for out-of-town Fox News types but this week it looks like some out-of-town very online DSA types should also check this out

@Bestofsopranos She’s really the average Italian woman

She sees through the whole mafia fantasy, refuses to be impressed by it, and never sells her dignity for status

@TimurNegru What’s the tax burden?

69 acres of private Tuscany for €690k ($797k). The land includes an olive grove, a fruit orchard, a cork oak grove and 20 hectares of woodland. A natural spring produces 3,000 litres of water a day, solar panels cover the electricity and yes, it does have wifi. It's also been renovated, 370m² (3,983 sq ft) across 3 floors, 3 beds, 3 baths, with a pool and a sauna. 50 km to Volterra. Off-grid, self-sufficient, sauna, pool..what's missing here?

@Czar_Of_Silly @stonetoss I would S some D for a North Korean cancer stick

@stonetoss These hit harder

the tiktok algorithm hit harder when the chinese owned it

@BlackMediaHub He was black?

Michael Jackson in 1978, before the plastic surgery, Pepsi incident and vitiligo.