Gleep Glorp

@marklevinshow Gee, I wonder if he flies enough to get perks... Like first class seats.

Typical Commie

@PressSec Imagine it just *open* already. Like it was a month ago.

Allies are lining up behind Trump to open the Strait of Hormuz — cue the media fury nypost.com/2026/03/24/opi…

@GovernorShapiro This seems like an enormous waste of time? What boomer made you do this?

Letting our kids be kids also means getting back to the basics. That’s why, earlier this year, I signed into law a bipartisan bill that requires cursive handwriting to be taught in Pennsylvania schools. It may seem strange, but cursive handwriting is a fundamental skill that all of our kids should learn. They may not get why now, but that’s how they’ll sign their very first check — or maybe even someday, a bill that gets to the Governor’s desk (trust me, you’ll want good penmanship for that). And it means they spend more time with a pen — not a tablet — in their hands at school.

@JesseBWatters Nice! Lay out some newspaper on the furniture!

The Five will have a VERY SPECIAL guest tomorrow 👀 HINT: His initials are DJT 🔥🇺🇸

@LauraLoomer @RTErdogan 🤣🤣🤣 stfu

SCOOP: CIA source tells me the CIA has hard evidence that Turkey, and more specifically the Erdogan @RTErdogan administration, has specifically directed spending for podcasters to undermine the Trump administration’s Middle East agenda. The CIA has evidence of this Turkish funding going to at least one female podcaster and at least one male podcaster. Turkey is the largest financier of the Muslim Brotherhood.

@CrimsonDesert_ Please and thank you. The controls (tap to sprint, jump/action, clunky maneuvering) are preventing me from loving the game.

Fellow Greymanes, It has been a little over 36 hours since launch, and we would like to start with a sincere thank you to everyone who has been playing Crimson Desert. Since launch, we have been listening closely to your feedback and doing our best to make improvements to the game. In particular, we are aware of the discomfort many players have experienced with the controls, and we are currently preparing a patch to address this. We also want to apologize for not providing keyboard and mouse players with a satisfactory gameplay experience. Please know we are taking your feedback seriously and working to improve your gameplay experience as quickly as possible. If you encounter any other issues while playing, please refer to the notice below for information on how to submit a report: pearlabyss.info/crimsondesertr… We’re following your experiences across issue reports, videos, livestreams, and community discussions. Every report and shared experience helps us make the game better, and we truly appreciate the time you take to share them with us. We'll keep working to make your adventure in Pywel even more enjoyable, and thank you again for your continued support.

@PressSec He had to find a way to beat Kim jong un

CNN: “MAGA GOP view of Trump, approve is 100%. If you are a member of MAGA in the GOP, you approve of Donald John Trump. 0% say that they disapprove… he’s the 1972 Miami Dolphins.”

@LeadingReport 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING: 100% of MAGA approve of President Trump, per NBC.

@GOPMajorityWhip Weird, I live here and I have to show my ID at my polling place.

INSANE: In Minnesota, you don’t need an ID to vote and one person can “vouch” for up to EIGHT people on election day. Tim Walz’s Minnesota is just one example of why the SAVE America Act is absolutely necessary.

@mattgaetz Didn't you pay a minor for sex?

Awesome!

@RealJamesWoods Shocker. James Woods is a stupid boomer who falls for spam mail. If only we were so lucky. Not in this hellscape of a timeline.

I’ve received a threat from X that they will be shutting down my account within 48 hours because of something I posted. Of course, there’s no one I can speak to about this. If I’m closed down, just know it’s been fun.

@tedcruz @tedcruz wants to send your sons and daughters to die for Netanyahu. This freak LOVES genocide.

WATCH: This freak wants to BAN BBQ. That’s not Texas.

@RealSkipBayless Sounds about right.

I tried to watch "One Battle After Another." I lasted maybe 45 minutes.

@RobSchneider I mean, rob has been talking about since the administration has been using it as a talking point! Weeks! Multiple WEEKS! C'mon people!

I’d like to thank Javier Bardumby for last night at the Oscars for STANDING UP for ALL THE WOMEN who have been BEATEN, RAPED and MURDERED by the Evil Egyptian Mullahs who hijacked Iran for 47 years! Wait… you mean he DIDN’T do that?! Did ANY Hollywood Starlet stand up for the Women in Iran? No one did?! Wow!

Why is the right seemingly losing so much support?

@RepFine Quit being a fat pussy.

We need more Islamophobia, not less. Fear of Islam is rational.

@KariLake Check out the alternative reality!

The Truth is coming out on all the lies we were fed

@WhiteHouse Man, we were assured their capabilities were destroyed last summer....

STRIKE. 💥🦅

@Kevins_Right Was wondering why you sounded so insufferable, but just had to look at your profile. Got it.

@EndWokeness It's crazy that you'd have to explain that a human isn't defined by looking like individuals that did horrible things. I learned that as a child, but I get it, Republicans take a bit longer.

Imagine telling someone on 9/12 that this is how NY City Hall will look in 2026