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@SlickmediaX And they lived happily ever after.

Security knocks out a gangster biker in front of the cops #FAFO

It's a legit question these days!!😂😂😂

@BamaSaltyMarine And fighting ICE to keep them from deporting sexual offenders.

To all the people pretending to care about the Epstein files or Middle East kids.. Spare me the fake outrage. You're the same ones letting grown men into little girls bathrooms and ok with unaliving unborn babies!

Bob's upstairs watching a movie with Chloberry. I want them to cuddle. I need them to cuddle.

@RobV59 Ya it ain’t Fulton county

It looks like the Texas polls close in less than an hour. Do any of my Texas followers know, are they usually fairly quick to release results?

@BamaSaltyMarine Reminds me of the old horse joke my grandfather used to tell. Lol

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!" She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!" This time, she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!" "That's it!" she blows her top. You idiot! You walk in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long? The husband sighed. "Oh shit! It's started."

@Master2udarnit @vedabenerabilis Canada.

@vedabenerabilis What are we going to do about the ELCA?

I have two proposals that will save our country. - everyone in the US becomes Lutheran. And we can be ecumenical about it — you can be LCMS or ELS or even WELS. - year round standard time

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@BlkMetalEnjoyer @uncult_swine What sucks is sometimes the venues will mix up genres. I hate when they have one of these type bands opening. We’ve come close to things popping off because of it.

@uncult_swine Yea I’m really picky about the hardcore shows I go to because I’m not into this style of gig either. I’m just not wild about all the pearl-clutching either… it’s like getting mad at Dino getting naked and doing raunchy shit at a Murder Junkies show.

I would never stand at the edge of the pit with my arms crossed like that. Everything or nothing. It’s not complicated.

@hansumsquidward haha wtf?

this gotta be the worst stagedive of all time

@trumplicans2024 Grew up on them. I love them! Used to take them to school for lunch.

this is true... have you ever ate an MRE?

what is that??

@LangmanVince Some good picks already listed. I’ll just add 1944 and The Lost Battalion. Empire of the Sun.. about a kid in a POW camp, but still pretty cool to see war from that perspective.

My top 5 military movies: 1. Saving Private Ryan 2. Patton 3. The Patriot 4. Apocalypse Now 5. The Dirty Dozen Honorable mention: The first half of Full Metal Jacket What do you have?

Today, I got mugged. He pointed a knife at me and said, Your money or your life. I told him I was married so I didn't have money or a life. He gave me a hug and we cried together. It was beautiful.

@Riperoo6565 Vengeance Rising was a nice surprise to see. 🤘

Top 100 thrash/speed releases I've definitely forgotten some/theres some I just haven't gotten around to yet, but heres some for YOU to check out Lemmie know your favourite too And as always, the ranking is more general than specific, and only 1 release per band

@Righty1776 I never heard of them before, but we went to see Slackjaw, who opened for Raven. The show was WILD and so much fun. We had a good pit going during Slackjaw and we kept the action going during Raven too, which I did NOT expect. 🤘

Metal X, thoughts on Raven and this banger? #metalX

@SoMuchBloodJoe Have one of those grand babies show you. 😜

50 years old and can't figure out the baby locks on the kitchen cabinets.

If you describe something as indescribable, haven’t you just described it?