Japanese Dickweed 🇯🇵

@jamezqpr1 Preston has a night club in the car park

Championship clubs ranked on how close their ground is to the nearest pub

Haha England shit !! #england #japan

@ODEONCinemas Cool Runnings 2.

We’ve dropped your first hint… now it’s your turn. 🎬🔍 Guess the movie + lock in your April 7 tickets 📲 bit.ly/4bI9fi5

@2147mill Odeon, Preston, £5.

This is a genuine question. When was the last time you bought something in the UK and thought: “that was good value!” Because I really struggle to think of one.

@RachaelHopley Ok I’ll try that thanks pal.

@HaikuPne @MarkKclassical1 @GraysonCra74011 @ClarkeMicah Find alternative outdoor space. There's a lot out there that's free to exist in.

The clock is ticking on the annual national intelligence test. How many people will realise by Monday morning that they have been pointlessly diddled into starting work an hour earlier every day for the next seven months?

@Rovers Hendry is a bell 🔔 smash 💥

📅 #OnThisDay in 1987 - we lifted the Full Members’ Cup at Wembley thanks to a late Colin Hendry winner! 🏆 #Rovers 🔵⚪️

@totalfilm Too long.

Have you seen Project Hail Mary yet? If so, let us know what you think of the new Ryan Gosling movie below ⬇️

@MarkKclassical1 @GraysonCra74011 @ClarkeMicah Long waiting list.

@HaikuPne @GraysonCra74011 @ClarkeMicah Get an allotment

@GraysonCra74011 @ClarkeMicah Got one. Next.

@HaikuPne @ClarkeMicah Get a job then loser.

@ZombieTron @GraysonCra74011 @ClarkeMicah By the time they get there, it’d be dark.

@HaikuPne @GraysonCra74011 @ClarkeMicah They can go to a park though.

@GraysonCra74011 @ClarkeMicah You grumpy little troll. Some people don’t even have gardens, you privileged gnome

@ClarkeMicah You're a miserable old fucker. Personally, Getting up for work in the morning will be so much easier knowing I'll still have a couple of hours or more to spend in the garden after I get home.

@JamesMelville Wells he’s a politician isn’t he? So yes, likely talentless

Starmer playing football. The game passes him by. He’s probably one of those shite, talentless footballers who can only contribute by barking orders and taking all the throw ins…because it’s the only way they become visible during a game.

@Awaydays23 Gay as fk

Republic Of Ireland fans singing pink pony club in Prague 🇮🇪

@90sfootball Messy in every aspect.

One of the most talked about 6⃣0⃣ seconds in Serie A history.

@Ed_Innominate @carson81022 @HumansNoContext Well I only speak English and I made it out easily.

@HaikuPne @carson81022 @HumansNoContext In what language?

The joy I get in watching these is off the scale

@90sfootball Unfortunately he’s a crazed lunatic tho.

Remember when Paolo Di Canio scored this beauty?

@Ed_Innominate @carson81022 @HumansNoContext Not really, seen as he states they are pickpockets.

@carson81022 @HumansNoContext Gotcha. Hard to tell from the video.

@Euro_toff @billymooreAPBD He won’t do it again will he. And that’s the point.

@billymooreAPBD Them litter police are absolute scum Probably wanted to be soldiers but didn't have the bottle

This elderly man was targeted today (easy victim) by some cowardly young bum squeak who works for Liverpool City Council, he was dishing out fines on County Road in Liverpool!! This area is socially and economically deprived, people are skint and haven’t got a pot to piss in!! The man put a cigarette butt down a grid and was fined £150!! The council litter police, who was a proper jobs worth by the way, would not dare approach someone who would tell him to just fuck off because he hasn’t got the balls!!

Haha Newcastle

@ImitatingTheSun @sappholives83 Death penalty ? What’s your punishment for murder then ?

@sappholives83 We don’t need a whole process or unnecessary jail time here it’s clear what should be done

Prison. Prison, prison, prison, prison.