Hailey Boyle

Monday is Robin's 5th Birthday, I hope that means it is lucky!

If you have a morbid love of drama and a desire to support me as an artist, I have excellent news for you: There is a podcast patreon.com/Ladybombdotcom

To the 2 of you who care: I won the appeal, CPS was in the wrong to take my son. Still traumatized, alienated, unemployed, and homeless, but yay justice. Also please hire me, I am officially not a child abuser.

I am back on twitter for exactly one tweet to say: CHECK OUT MY REDESIGNED REBRANDED RELAUNCH! This bish got skills, so help me pay my bills. Try it, you will like it! Ladybomb.com

Okay for serious this time. I have two years without cigarettes, men, or porn. Time to stop this twitter addiction. Gonna stick to being invisible in real life. Hope you all find everything you are looking for.

Spent my birthday fielding rejection calls from homeless shelters and I am still standing so if you were waiting for me to break, get comfy bro.

I am dealing with homelessness, and a legal appeal, and weird family shit and all variety of real problems, but the hardest part of my day is not tossing Adam Sandler quotes at my tender hearted toddler. T-t-t-today junior!

2/2 The best part is he swears he only needed me to see it to make sure I could take it so he wouldn't be wasting my time by developing a relationship with a guy who is simply too big to fit inside me. Me, who birthed a 10lbs baby. You guys my jokes are starting to come true.

1/2 Two years of celibacy and I tell every dude who even winks at me I am not DTF on any level. Two loooong years working on myself in a sex desert. I finally agree to give one, JUST ONE, guy my number and boom, my phone is full of BBC.

I rebranded and made a Halloween collection. Can I stop being homeless yet please? Ladybomb.com

Just heard a couple boning through the wall and holy shit hearing somebody else be disappointed in real time changed my perspective. Celibacy ain't easy, but I am never gonna get used again.

This design lived in my head and while learning how to make it I birthed a whole new brand. I love my stuff and will be wearing LADYBOMB and tie dye exclusively from now on. Big launch on my birthday 9/21 #bigclitenergy

Norm is one of the few people that has made me laugh so hard it hurt, and usually at the silliest stuff. "... ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!" I am still laughing at that one. Sleep well.

I have a new comedy album dropping called HORNY FOR DEATH You can pre-order it now! Free preview track when you pre-order 🙌🏼 orcd.co/hornyfordeath

So today I was at a crowded park and three hot Russian dudes marched in, came right over to me, gave me a bunch of water bottles, prayed over me in Russian, and then vanished. So I am either super blessed or super cursed. Time will tell.

My son talks about what happened when they took him all the time. Tonight he asked me why the officer took him to the other house. Because they said it would be dangerous to leave you with mommy, I said. Y'all he fell over and yelled WHAT? MOMMY NOT DANGWAS! It was great.

I did comedy tonight. I wore a jumpsuit. They took pictures. Should be cool.

My last shimmy shimmy bar melted in the car so I went to replace it only to find out @LushLtd discontinued it so now I am scraping it out of the tin and tweeting my plee to bring it back please! It is my favorite favorite favorite thing! Shimmy and shine please!

Sometimes I wonder where I would be now if I had ditched my family after they set me up to get robbed by my junkie aunt 10 years ago. Guess we will find out in another 9 year suckas!

there’s a special place in hell for people who cut drugs with fentanyl