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@Wizarab10 1 + 1 is 2 Skhokho. If you can't beat them, play dirt/smart and join them.

If you can't qualify, host the World Cup 💀

@Baby_Beedee Them no fit find am

If you’re really good at English, start a sentence with “Them” 👀

@tobyasky @Symply_Tacha Let's get the party started

Not sure you’ve had lunch @Symply_Tacha , but you’ve been served. Step 1 out of “many”. My lawyers have also emailed you. Cheers.

@_mufidhat Is your pussy the same as @ASA__ODOGWU own or @aisha

Pussy is Pussy why do men still cheat?

@Darleeton3 A friend of mine won 1.7m back in uni days. Dude used the money buy land asap,. When I asked him why, he said first rule of betting, when you win, don't test the waters. Mount plan kia

A guy won 700k last night from Europa league. , brought the winnng ticket this morning to the bet shop , everyone was jubilating with him , saying oga you go give me small thing oo . I just left the bet shop to eat at a restaurant close to the bet shop , i didnt even spend up to an hour . The the next thing I saw was this guy walking out with just his Boxers and singlet . I asked bro , did excitement make you remove all your cloths , i was even laughing why ask because I was happy for him too . The guy didn’t respond to me , he looked so lost and fustrated. That was when I knew something was wrong .

@b_adam45 BOLA AHMED TINUBU

Apart from HIV what else is real?

@hannytomi For something that is neither long nor rich 😭

Longrich toothpaste is now 8k??😳

@yankeeplug_ Me wey Dem born December 25th.. My birthday na joke for my house. Biko press the money. Maka use am do dirty December

If someone wants to celebrate your birthday would you rather have them give you the money or, go ahead with the celebration??

@itz_taser This doesn't make sense. I hate when y'all keep generalizing. Mtcheeew. Do better baby girl.

An average Nigerian nurse does h00kup as a side hustle.

Na mumu Dey buy AC 😅

A truck carrying books fell and there were no looters.

@dammy4trueluv You have not been to agege and some places in Lagos. Rats go dey behave like neighbors with you. Visited a friend in agege around 2019... Was in the bathroom and this rat was literally taking a bath along with me. Omor, I was bewildered and ran out ofcourse

why are rats always running... I have never seen a walking rat

@Nccbella An intentional lady. One that loves her man and will go above and beyond to ensure her man lacks nothing

My salary is 300k and I gave my boyfriend 260k. What am I?

Poor people hate plantain.

BOLA AHMED TINUBU

@Nenye11111 Hope your toto get fast healing ability. Those knackered heads dey get high libido

i need to fall in love with an introvert.

@stylishduchess Omo, are you for real? You just mentioned Ruth like that? crazy! But honestly, you didn’t just post, you created magic. This was pure fire, I swear you clocked it like werey

How many Ruth are you having with this sumptuous bowl😋😋

I've never seen Barcelona take responsibility for losing a game of football, it's either Madrid is robbing them or EUFA is. There's always someone to blame.

Men can be misogynistic and still sleep with women, but suddenly it’s a problem when feminists enjoy sex? Well thanks to feminism, women can enjoy sex without shame, explore freely and prioritize their pleasure and orgasms 🤭

Maaaaa no catch your papa 😏