🪓 𝙷𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚗 ⚰

These bodies come to an end; But that vast embodied Self is ageless, fathomless, eternal. - Bhagavad Gita, 2.18

10 years ago if I needed to find an individual who provided a specific or niche service, I could just Google it and find someone's dopey little personal website and I'd give them a call. Now for every niche service there's 5 different aggregate websites with accompanying app I have to sign up for and log-in to and verify my e-mail with and receive a text code and fill out a 10 minute form about what I'm looking for specifically and I have to use their cursed little in-app chat to contact anyone and the demonic website/app ends up taking 25% commission every time I book someone and all the top matches are not individuals anyway but organizations where THEY have their own fucking system for soullessly matching me with one of their employees and they'll endlessly text me trying to convince me that they're the perfect fit for me if I'm looking for a DIFFERENT service I didn't ask for in the fucking 10 minute form THEY asked me to fill out! And all I get out of this whole tired ordeal is more spam in my inbox. Even if I find names of people I want to contact on these sinful websites and then I Google them to reach out personally I end up finding nothing but their 17 OTHER listings on competing aggregate apps and/or their linkedin which I have to fucking personally deliver a vial of my DNA to some OTHER data company in order to verify my identity to and I'm just... so over all this. I used to keep track of all of my log-ins and services I gave my personal data to and I simply cannot anymore. It's a deluge, a blight! I feel so stripped bare of my humanity and anytime I forget where I put my wallet when I'm leaving the house I think about how many hard drives in the world contain the supposedly private information I have so innocently and absentmindedly misplaced. My body, my mind, and my spirit were not built for this! The days where technology was a tool with which to create for and connect to other humans are slipping away from me! For every phone call that is answered by a machine and every simple tool or device or appliance that I have to "register" to my phone app I lose precious, beautiful seconds of my one and only fleeting life! For every pin number, code, and login I must retain in my mind, a wisp of my soul is displaced to make room! Humanity is so wonderful, so rich and so pure, it is no wonder that these things which lack it so desperately and aggressively try to steal it!

@Slender4Gender @NickNocturne8w8 @AlexHera_ @FlamingButtWind He can finally get his license 🥳

16 YEARS OF SLENDERMAN RIGHT NOW: @NickNocturne8w8 , Mia Jo, Valeria Santiago, @AlexHera_ , @FlamingButtWind , Gwyn Mullins! Come on in: twitch.tv/slender4gender

imagine how is taste the sky

@jennLumm "Loves Bites", double meaning of like 'I'm giving a little love bite [chomp sfx]' (also apparently slang for a hickey) vs saying 'ah, love bites' with the kind of slang use of bites being like saying 'love sucks/is bad/etc' (like the def leppard song!)

I need help coming up with a name for my lil vampire comic, i thought "single vampire" but thats lame idk

Bankers. Bankers asked for this. We could force banks to decline cards when there isn’t enough money to process the transaction but no, that would cost banks billions in fees they can charge customers who don’t have enough money. Being broke today means being broker tomorrow.

Hey gang, hate to do this but got hit with an unexpected charge last night that I can’t get a refund on. Just trying to not overdraft my account here so if you like my posts feel free to rt, thanks! dog unrelated

These ghouls bought America and now they’re cutting your grandmas social security to give themselves tax cuts, and censoring any news that doesn’t praise them for doing it. Remember their faces

i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes

My bf keeps muttering to himself "we had to get through Hoover to get to FDR" like it's a prayer

Impossible to find the words. David Lynch was a fundamental force of the universe, a towering iconoclast who bent the entire artform purely with the power of his subconscious. I can’t even process reality without him. Without Lynch there’s no Twin Peaks, no X-files, obviously no Gravity Falls. (My Bill Cipher voice was just a crummy Lynch impression.) But he’s so much more than that. He wrote little books about Buddhism and did morning weather reports and abducted random abandoned woody woodpecker dolls on the side of the road, calling them his “friends” and then ditching them later because they had “dark energy.” When asked to explain his art he calmly replied “no.” Trickster weirdo genius legend. Pour out a mug of black coffee for the king. There will never be another one like him. Miss you already, David

make the thing.

@youtooz @TallyHall TALLYTOOZ 🍋 !!

GIVING AWAY 5 FULL TALLY HALL SETS!!! to enter to win rt & like this post then comment TALLYTOOZ 🍋 no limits on entries 🥁 we’ll announce 5 winners on jan 17th when the collection drops, goodluck!

Hoping for a wonderful vacation! #StandwithMavuika #MavuikasNewYearsGreeting

An indie-horror gem just landed on YouTube guys

@TravisT58631218 @deadmeatjames I also put Isaac but that is a much better pull, fuck

@deadmeatjames I put Isaac for worst kid, but I definitely thought of the kid in "Better Watch Out" first. Did not remember his name.

Have you ever wished family feud was a little... bloodier? Same here! So we’re bringing Family Blood Feud to our holiday live show, but we need your help.

Rebar needs to have surgery to remove a mass on his head. This has been a rough month for us. If you can donate, thank you. If you cannot, no pressure, but we would appreciate it if you could share this post. Thank you for any and all support. gofund.me/da80795d