Lil Halfdead

@shesgotagripe The hilarious part is a guy could have the perfect wife who he loves dearly and still want to catch a game solo, I could only imagine what this lunatic is like at home. She’s lucky all he wants to do is watch a ball game

I think it’s been long enough now where I can laugh about how me posting this picture almost ruined a marriage

@niinjaturtles Don’t kid yourself, he’s trying to whoop his mama ass

this is making me cry he just wants them to be a family

@MLBHR Good start

Christian Yelich - Milwaukee Brewers (7) Solo 413 feet +475

@PabloEscoburner The least he could’ve done for Arby’s was show us the milkshake his fat ass downed on the drive home

If you wonder why social medial influencers get paid so much to promote content just know it’s to preemptively fight exactly this right here. This single video is gonna cost Arby’s an approximate $7 million 😭😭😭

That stood out to me as well. Had a Jetta for years and through all my problems never once did it leave me on the side of the road, including Thanksgiving day when the mechanic didn’t reattach the fuel hose properly and I was able to drive 17 miles with the fuel hose detached spraying fuel all over the engine bay.

@MorbidKnowledge 6 days later car engine still running - damn that's German efficiency... and yes its a sad story...

In 2010, Michael Taus and his dog, Romeo, went on a date with someone he met online and have not been seen since. On the evening of June 18, 2010, 25-year-old Michael Taus left his apartment on Everdell Avenue in West Islip, Long Island, to meet a woman he'd connected with online. Before he left, his father Russel stopped by to see him. "He seemed happy," Russel said. "I told him to be careful because he met this girl on the computer." Michael never came home. When family realised he was missing, they noticed something else was gone too, his two-year-old pit bull Romeo, and Romeo's food and water bowls, all missing from the apartment. Someone had taken the dog's things along. Six days later, police found Michael's black 2004 Volkswagen Jetta in Elmont, 30 miles from his home, engine still running, no signs of struggle inside, no clues whatsoever. His phone went silent. His bank accounts and credit cards showed no activity after the night he vanished. Forensic examination of the car revealed nothing. "He seems to have fallen off the face of the earth," the investigating inspector told reporters. His mother Barbara later recalled a joke she used to make whenever he went on dates: "I'd say, 'tell me where you're going to be, so I know if they ever kidnap you.' He used to laugh." It's been 16 years. Michael Taus and Romeo have never been found.

@Elex_Michaelson @ArashMarkazi Amen

@louklein1 @Elex_Michaelson @ArashMarkazi Delete good advice?

@Elex_Michaelson @ArashMarkazi Delete this

Shams brings up the possibility of LeBron James living in New York while he plays for the 76ers. It's a 45-minute trip from New York City to Philadelphia on a chopper.

France and Argentina ruined a lot of my early futures parlays with the 76ers, this is the only one that survive. Bring us home King James

@shannonsharpeee The word Houston be beating them Memphis dudes ass every trip 🤣

Chibatta had some dude pissed in madden 26 after he switched the settings and made it a heavy snow game inside cowboys stadium 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@mstubbz22 @SleeperWSH How do you help someone that won’t listen?

@SleeperWSH How do none of his actual friends help him? 🤔

Brandon Aiyuk has revealed that he has purchased a home in Northern Virginia. Loudoun County is also where #Commanders Headquarters is located. And yes, he mispelt Loudoun County. 📸: brandonaiyuk on IG | #RaiseHail #FreeAiyuk

Damn Barstool just got dog walked on family feud by Cooper Flagg and his family 😭😭😭. It took @Return_Of_RB longer to do his make-up than they lasted on the show.

@TyLawson3 Fuck all the bullshit, you steal the Tito’s or not unc?

Being black in America is tough…. Being lied by a pasty face white woman wild… stay outta castle rock Colorado!!!!

@DKSports 7/23, 2:30 PM

I want to know the exact day and time that you think LeBron will sign ✍️

57 Million guaranteed + whatever he made from NIL. It’s hard to wrap your head around how much these guys are making without an ever taking a snap and you’ve gotta wonder how much players will never reach their potential because they’re not hungry for anything….

@tracklib @GeneralDegree @LilJon Such a small island responsible for such a large portion of hip hop and black culture in general. I just learned about the Flourgon and Miley Cyrus lawsuit recently

📞 How a phone call became a rap staple ( @GeneralDegree @LilJon )

Why does Pio Esposito not have any autos yet? @Topps

@jayroo69 It’s funny that I first learned what Wasabi was from Jackass, they’d be proud of him.

Bro just took a whole pile of wasabi to the gate. That aint how you're supposed to eat that bruh🤣🤣🤣

@DanteTheDon Dante is being a dick because he’s worried that it won’t work and we’ll get an All-time @stoolpresidente video calling Dante an idiot and telling him if he wants to be a landscaper he’ll release him from his contract.

Fucking unreal. Breaking news everybody, you need to water grass. Especially when it’s new or freshly laid. We have commercial hoses, sprinklers, and timers set up to soak this bitch. Rest assured

@Wuck_Fhites @kanyicool @TouchlineX @marca Alright so Copa Del Rey is a trophy and you were wrong, thanks.

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Kylian Mbappé may miss out on the Ballon d'Or again this year, due to the fact that he did not win any major titles with Real Madrid and France. — @marca