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How did anyone cheat on her I would let her hit me with her car every morning

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 13 YEARS, YOUR PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES HAS CLINCHED THE NATIONAL LEAGUE EAST CHAMPIONSHIP‼️‼️‼️

THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE NATIONAL LEAGUE EAST CHAMPIONS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 13 YEARS FINALLY THE DIVISION CROWN IS BACK IN PHILLY! CHILLS!

@deelalz SCREAMIN

Kissed the bride AND the groom tonight. Now that’s a good wedding.

I love my life too much to hate on yours

My coworker’s 9 year old daughter asked “how do I save lives with those nails?” And i said i just make it work. To which she replied “that’s so slay.”

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Feel bad for the guy who has to grease down Big Ben and the London Tower before all the Phillies fans get there.

Bryce Harper was giggling and kicking his feet like a babygirl after that HR. Love that for my sister

@kasandraaa 😂you get me

Both Hayley Williams and Sabrina Carpenter have directly purchased and worn my Taylor Rage tee in The Eras Tour dressing room while getting ready to open for Taylor on their respective legs of tour. I can’t even process this. What?!?

Carrie is not only a bad gf she’s a bad friend time and time again lmao

I LOVE THE PHILLIES SO MUCH 🥹

I’m doing this little challenge w myself to see how long I can hold off from re-reading Throne of Glass…

Had a drunk 20 year old patient keep telling me “you’re so beautiful” in between his sobbing while I was placing his IV. That’s exactly how all boys should act towards me

God? Is that you?

haha feel how cold my hands are. it’s because i died a few years back

Bryce Harper: Good at baseball.

me and my girls in philly