Simon Hally

@ArrantPedantry No

@RaspiecatBrewer Not quite. Full moon is Monday.

Look up. The moon is full.

@svershbow Good name.

My ex's dog was never really mine and Charlotte was never really mine and the fosters were never really mine but Simon (yes, Simon) is mine and I can't stop crying because this is all I've ever wanted.

@lhopeconsulting @GraydonTheMayor And “iconic.”

@GraydonTheMayor You absolutely are….I’ll be fine if I never hear that word again, Graydon. That and “unprecedented.”

I feel like every time I use the word "pivot", which was previously an enjoyable word, I'm contributing to the worsening of society as a whole.

Newly-widowed Bobbi is too vulnerable to recognize danger when she meets a sexy conman. He's on the hunt and she's in his sights. Others have already lost more than money and real estate. Peril, police and promises, #CanLitpit #WRS #🇨🇦

Peter Skye shoots executives for a living—with a Nikon—but he’s shocked by close-ups of corporate life. When his obnoxious brother-in-law jeopardizes his career in a fit of road rage, Peter steps up to help and starts viewing his own life through a new lens. #canlitpit #CF #COM

Her father named her Bobbi to make her gutsy. It served her well. Marriage made her stronger. Widowed now, vulnerability takes first place with resilience and courage lagging. She's never been prey before. When the stalking starts it's a whole new ballgame.#CanLitPit#WF#🇨🇦

He grew up rich and privileged, destined to take over his family’s investment company as CEO. Now, after a fit of road rage, he may lose it all, and the only person he can turn to for help is his hard-up brother-in-law, who thinks he’s an asshole. #canlitpit #CF #COM

what was something contemporary for its time, but that would now be considered a period piece? i’ll go first: high school musical

@BCDreyer @elizmccracken And the Canadas!

@kinsellawarren John Lennon

Strummer for me, natch.

Definitely the best way to have a hot dog. With mustard and relish only.

@LoriExploring @nytimesworld I think I agree, Lori, but I can’t be sure. I’m feeling too giddy.

@nytimesworld Wait, is this The Enquirer or @nytimesworld ? I’ve read tabloids with better investigative journalism than this.

Many Canadians are giddy at the prospect that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle could be moving to Canada, injecting some razzle dazzle to the sprawling, bone-chillingly cold country. nyti.ms/309RJhP

SUMMER LIST+EVELYN HUGO Colin was rescued as a boy by steel icon Elizabeth Wynward. Now she’s dying & it’s up to Colin to save the Wynwards. He returns to a grand Muskoka lakehouse 15 years after a tragedy to piece together a great yet broken family. 1975/1995 #WF #A #HF #PitMad

She chose to homeschool her niece and nephew. Her first captive wasn’t up to the job. The second is a real teacher. In the darkness, while one woman is chained to a wall with a dog collar, the teacher and the teenagers grow closer. Will they help her break free? #Pitmad #A #WF #S

One woman is chained to the wall with a dog collar. Another is forced to act as a teacher for two teenagers. Their aunt is the abductor. In the volatility of the dark basement, teacher and teens grow closer. She plans an escape, but can she count on their help? #Pitmad #A #LF #S

BEACH HOUSE+SUMMER LIST Falling in love again with a man who killed his best friend isn’t easy for Josie, especially when that best friend was her brother. At a grand lakehouse in Muskoka, can Josie’s iconic grandmother bring them back together? 1975/1995 #WF #A #HF #PitMad

SUMMER LIST+EVELYN HUGO Colin is saved by steel icon Elizabeth Wynward. 20 years later she’s dying and it’s up to Colin to save the Wynwards. He returns to her grand Muskoka lakehouse to revisit a haunting tragedy & reunite a great yet broken family. 1975/1995 #WF #A #HF #PitMad

A visit to her grandparents never happens. Abducted and forced into crude quarters by a female, she’s further horrified to see a sickly woman chained to the wall with a dog collar. Across the room two teenagers calmly read a book. Can she escape this nightmare? #Pitmad #A #LF #S

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