
Jeff Halvorsen
40 posts

Jeff Halvorsen
@Halvy3423
Dad, Husband, Hugger. I like Basketball, Integrity & People who don’t need a god to convince them to spread Kindness…


95th percentile or better in both baserunning value and fielding value, 2025: Pete Crow-Armstrong Nico Hoerner Bobby Witt Jr. h/t the wizard @JasonBernard_

Um, no dead man has ever complained!!🤷♂️

Kyle Tucker wins his second career Silver Slugger Award. Congrats, Tuck!

🚨🇨🇳 BREAKING: China has unveiled the world’s first zero-carbon intelligent port terminal in Tianjin — showcasing what the future of global shipping could look like. 🔹 Electric autonomous transport vehicles guided by the Beidou Navigation System 🔹 Fully automated cranes loading and unloading ships 🔹 100% powered by renewable energy A massive leap forward in smart, sustainable logistics.

Political Rant incoming on the Houthis Leaked Groupchat. If you don’t like my political rants just keep the line moving.




I don't understand people who point out that Cairo Santos was better from under 40 yards than he was from 40-49 yards. Did you think the #Bears would gain seven yards had they handed the ball off? Really?

Going to be very hard for Republican Senators to explain why they voted for Merrick Garland but won’t vote for Matt Gaetz.

@MaryLTrump Lies, sexual assault, misogyny, pedophilia, nepotism, fascism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, murder cover-ups, genocide, treason, armed insurrection, fear mongering, vengeance, and complete destruction of our democracy. That’s all they have. That’s the Republican platform.







An orangutan driving a golf cart, checking the rear-view mirror, being cautious, and slowing down 🦧






