@tiramisutoni Same, and grill the muffin in an obscene amount of butter.
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Hammersmith
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Hammersmith
@HammersmithOn
Lifelong gamer, foster father to two boys (not biologically), and five beautiful cats (also not biologically). Focused on reselling toys and board/video games.
Katılım Mart 2020
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Blocking Liz to confess that I want one.
I'd toast the bread though
box@fbgsantiago
Let me introduce u to the bad motherfucker, it’s a pb&j wit a blueberry muffin squished in it fuck Is u talking about
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Lime, green pepper, and cilantro are the worst green foods.
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@caitlin_mmm My five year old asked if you can just buy the juice, so might just be they're catering to a new (And weird) pickle audience?
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@titsandmarxism It didn't say "for the better" pal. Keep your head on a swivel.
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@lextaliones_ This is why child caps were invented, cause I’d have been chugging this stuff.
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@regisphilbinn A few little lumps let you know you're alive. I'm down for this.
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mashed potatoes with lumps will always be superior to whipped smooth ones
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when everyone raves about Cadbury eggs I thought they were talking about these and first time I tried one I thought I was being punked
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@CaterinaCatK They go for $10-15 each so they might wanna track them down for a nice payout. 😁
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@HammersmithOn My ex had a bunch of them and gave them to my brother's kids but I don't think they have them anymore
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I'm annoyed that they don't make Hot Wheels Crack Ups anymore.
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@Strangeland_Elf I think drinking whatever the fuck you want is more manly than adhering to some weird beverage hierarchy?
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Performative manliness in the form of what you drink has got to be one of the most silly forms of performative manliness.
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@MoistValgina Every food is a spoon food if its physically possible.
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@tartpatch Tip it up from camera side to get cart as low against it as possible. Then, still on camera side, pull it down while pushing cart towards it with your shin. If you’re not tall enough, chalk wheels and shove it over onto cart.
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how do i get this heavy fuckin dresser onto this bitch i want to scream
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@shawzsav We work so hard, so our cats can just do that in peace and not worry about nothing. 🥰
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@somethings_awry So like, are you his therapist now? Is this kinda see-saw thing and now he’s low and you gotta help?
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@thefagler I'd entertain the idea. My personal pick is Diablo 2, but SOTN is truly something special as well.
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Might be the best game ever made. Willing to try dying on that hill. Had an unbelievable amount of fun playing the game. The combat, art and music are something else. It's so fun to explore and is rewarding
Red@theWellRedMage
Today in RPG history... Konami released Castlevania: Symphony of the Night for PS1 in JP on Mar 20, 1997. This iconic, beloved Metroidvania (of the RPG sort) is the favorite Castlevania of many fans! Silver-haired Alucard is a blast to play as. What IS a man, anyway?
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@nouisyorkk You're kinda selling me on the pizza and taco stars though, cause you're still alive.
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“you look like you can’t cook”
you caught me. i buy these exact 6 items every week and live off of them until i go to the store next. please help me i’m dying
lemon ✨@nouisyorkk
27 years old grocery shopping like this, am i cooked
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