Hammond Mthembo

@Ed_UberDriver @OlfctryScntsZA Issatrap 🤣🤣🤣

I hope the day she comes here, she will remember that she left her hair all over the place during her last visit😩

@ntsikimazwai Bakithi 🙈🙉🙊😹😹

I haven’t used my vagina in so long, my biggest concern is whether or not it still works…

@sile_siba Hawu 🙊🙉🙈😹

Today i wish a had a boyfriend that i can just get angry at for absolute no reason. bese angincenge 😭🥺

@sile_siba @QedaZA 🤣🤣🤣

@QedaZA Uyakhuluma shame 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lapho mubi akuhambeki naye in public. 😭😭😭

@PortiaMoemedi @Karabo_Mahlok 🤣🤣🤣😂

@Karabo_Mahlok Why is Kuruman always in it?😂

She stays in Kuruman 😭😭😭

@LadyLionSA 😂😂😂

Panties don't go under sundresses honestly. Let that a*s bounce 😤 😌

@dextertawona @DavidColtart @CityofBulawayo Nathani lodwa khonangapho eKak'water esogodlweni. Vele angithi lidume ngobutshapha. Uhlupho lwamanzi ludalwe nguluhulumende, uyakwazi lokho

@HammondMtembo @DavidColtart @CityofBulawayo Ngenxa yokuthi ufuna ukanatha idoti

The Ncema river needs to be added to this list. Two of @CityofBulawayo supply dams are in this river and it has also been destroyed by gold miners.

@dextertawona @DavidColtart @CityofBulawayo Nduna uduba ngesiyezi 🚮

But you are pouring raw sewer into Insiza river because of deep sewer section at umvutsha cemetery which is not yet complete for years now. So until you do something about this section whose pipes are now getting stolen and damaged you are not qualified to write about clean water pollution your worship Sir.

@am_ghody @indykaila Konate and his agents' wage demands of £250k after the season he had are unrealistic, period

@indykaila This is a big betrayal from Liverpool, he gave his all, they couldn't agree on contract that's fair

Exclusive 💣 Chelsea have made enquiries for Ibrahima Konate as a free signing. Konate has also attracted interest from four other European teams.

@malihlex2 👌

They say I look like Nicki Minaj 🤭🫣 what do yall think 🤔

THINGS ARE HAPPENING!!! 🚨🚨🚨#LFC

@wine_x13 👌👌🤌🙌🫶👐

I got a call from my daughter’s high school principal today. He said she’d been caught operating an “unauthorized commercial enterprise” out of the girls’ locker room. My stomach DROPPED. I left work immediately, already imagining the worst: Drugs. Vapes. Stolen stuff. Some TikTok side hustle gone wrong. By the time I got to the school, I was preparing myself for lawyers, suspension, maybe even police involvement. I walk into the principal’s office….…and my daughter is sitting there quietly with a spiral notebook full of spreadsheets. Not cash. Not customer lists. Spreadsheets. Turns out, she’d noticed some girls at school were quietly struggling: • no money for feminine hygiene products • no winter jackets • wearing the same clothes every week after budget cuts hit families hard So she started her own underground support network. She collected donated jackets, hygiene products, gloves, and clothes from wealthier neighborhoods. Then she cataloged everything by size and need in her notebook like a tiny operations manager. And from her gym locker, she distributed items discreetly to students who needed them — no embarrassment, no announcements, no attention. The principal wasn’t calling because she was in trouble. He called because the school found out… and wanted my permission to turn her “illegal locker room business” into an official school charity program. I thought I was driving to the biggest parenting nightmare of my life. Instead, I walked into one of the proudest moments I’ve ever had as a parent.

@Ed_UberDriver Top tier character development 😅😅

@HammondMtembo Yoh bro🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

School and work? What a terrible combo man🤞🏾🤣🤣

@Faffiedzashe Please do the right thing, for gogo's, fix that kachiuno 🤣🤣🤣

My Gogo thinks ndiri kushaya chikafu coz my waist is soo tiny . She asked my mum “nhaiwe mwana wako ari kudya here uyu kachiuno kuita so” 😭

@Faffiedzashe 🤣🤣🤣 gogos will remain undefeated

@ms_tourist Very invested eyindabeni 🤣🤣🤣

@HammondMtembo 🤣🤣🤣

Now we have to camp cos we all want to know the names…

@Nombu_Sodi Bakithi 🤣🤣🤣

Sengyalala 🫣 Goodnight everyone 💖 💖

@mooseincrisis 🤣🤣🤣

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!??!??