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@DaneyCasey @CreepyOrg Viktor must’ve been gay

Russian man identified as “Viktor,” who allegedly stormed into a hair salon in the town of Meshchovsk waving a pistol and demanding money. The owner of the shop was a “delicate” 28-year-old woman by the name of Olga. When Viktor tried to take her money, Olga took him by surprise, punched him in the chest, and flipped him onto the ground. She had a black belt in martial arts. Olga bound and gagged Viktor with a hair-dryer chord and dragged him into a storage room. She told the rest of the stunned employees that the police were on the way and instructed them to get back to work. But when her workmates left for the day, the story seemingly took a peculiar turn. Apparently Olga attached Viktor to the radiator with handcuffs covered in pink frills, force fed him Viagra, and repeatedly raped him. After two days of unrelenting sex slavery, Viktor was “squeezed like a lemon.” Once Olga released Viktor he immediately went to the hospital to have his injured genitals nursed back to health. Then, he went to the police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be criminally charged. When Olga found out about his complaint, Life .ru quoted her as saying Viktor was a "jerk." “Yeah there were a few times," she allegedly said. "But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left." The next day, Olga filed a complaint against Viktor asking that he be brought up on criminal charges for the salon robbery. “I don’t know what’s going to happen now" a police officer reportedly said. "We could put both of them behind bars: him for robbery, her for rape and assault”.

A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for 3 days.

@Apple Okay I’m not defending you anymore Apple it’s literally the same phone I’m staying with the 14 pro

It’s on. Tune in to a special #AppleEvent now.

@realDonaldTrump etsy.com/listing/155210…

@elonmusk etsy.com/listing/155210…

Next-level

@elonmusk Horrible business decision in my eyes but what do I know I’m not a billionaire 😭

Many have offered rich incentives for X (fka Twitter) to move its HQ out of San Francisco. Moreover, the city is in a doom spiral with one company after another left or leaving. Therefore, they expect X will move too. We will not. You only know who your real friends are when the chips are down. San Francisco, beautiful San Francisco, though others forsake you, we will always be your friend.

@DailyLoud Horrible business idea

BREAKING: Say goodbye to the bird logo, Twitter is officially rebranding to “X” later today

@Cobratate Tata fire Luke 😂

T A T E

@TdChloe5 @iinmyglory Bro fk soap use flixhq 100x better literally no ads and has everything

@iinmyglory no it doesnt 😭 i still get the same message

@3orovik Luna

What memecoin is this?

@grrreekdonkey @crypto_birb @elonmusk A.I provides a value though it’s not like nfts A.I actually can help in a lot of ways

@crypto_birb @elonmusk Soon the hype will fade

@Cobratate I hate people like this they truly don’t know what you went through to get where you are trying to make you feel guilty for your success that’s pathetic of them. I also hate the people that give up on themselves how do you even do that?

The emails I get: Hello, This email is for Both Andrew and Tristan When do you think $2,341,788.31 could be deposited in my account? This money would be used to improve my life and those around me. Would you truly miss this money more than I would be able to benefit from it and share it? You claim to want to change lives. Prove it. Put your money where your mouth is and send me that exactly amount. I will sign a NDA and nobody will be the wiser. But imagine the stories you could tell on podcasts after 12 months and see the impact it has made. At the very least, if that is an exorbitant amount, why not send $10,000 each as a non-taxable gift? Make it happen, and make it count.

@MattWallace888 What a joke

BREAKING: Joe Biden just announced his 2024 Presidential Run. If he wins, that would make him 85 by the end of his next term 😳

Seven days ago, I gave GPT-4 a budget of $100 and told it to make as much money as possible. I'm acting as its human liaison, buying anything it says to. Do you think it will make smart investments and build an online business? Follow along 👀 (Day 7)

@developerszone1 When will you guys add updated Shopify themes again

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@PlayCODMobile If you guys bring back battle passes might as well give OG holders of those passes a new style to the skins to keep some value to the game sort of how Fortnite does it

Join us in celebrating the Year of the Rabbit 🐇 Earn Epic rewards each season when you subscribe to the Battle Pass! What’s been your favorite Battle Pass Subscription Operator so far❓

@elonmusk Hello are you going to have a sales force for Neuralink??

Here we go!! 🍿🍿

@digishahed Target price?

$dock 🤝

Black Friday online sales topped a record $9b. 2.3% YoY growth. In the middle of a recession… How? Debt. Buy Now Pay Later payements increased 78% from the week before. US consumer loans are at an all-time high. Revolving credit is up by 18%. Something’s gotta give…

@dusky0x Good god I need 20 eth in my life rn

@WatcherGuru Is possible for a short squeeze $FTT?

JUST IN: Crypto․com CEO says the company has a strong balance sheet and minimal exposure to FTX.