Eddie Lang

John Henry, I see your moves. I know your moves.

That was the most Red Sox game of all time

All aboard the Chris Gotterup Ryder cup train. Statement win this weekend inbound.

People root for coed bathrooms at bars till a player like myself blows it up and poor Suzy has to take a tinkle after. Sorry #notsorry

@EarlLongjohnson Zesty ahh

@HanBaoJinn Slap meat Mr.Lang

Kornet legacy game inbound

Just ordered a sub from Monica’s and this bull shit showed up instead. Deport them all!

Would give @EarlLongjohnson @ajcfather & @DMcmindset 25 points 15 rebounds 7 assists 5 steals and 7 blocks despite a luck luster double / triple team.

My mom just forwarded me an email saying the new pope is a Villanova grad (she is also an alumni). What Mother’s Day gift can I give to let her know that he is not a friar and therefore I don’t give a fuck.

@EarlLongjohnson @jameslawlor22 @DMcmindset @samlagan4 @ajcfather @DarthVaperking I’m locking that ass up.

List of people I’m giving 40 1. @jameslawlor22 2. @DMcmindset 3. @samlagan4 4. @ajcfather 5. @DarthVaperking

Pop shuv it on the shitter #LANK #tonyhawk

@EarlLongjohnson I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence ahh drink

Yea, I’ll do just another nick cage

Has this been the worst March madness in recent history?

Someone please send me divine providence. I need to feel something.

@tessroon #cupsnake

Patriots (friars) in an Irish bar getting ready to support more patriots (friars) on ice

We fucking in the Everton kit tonight. @DMcmindset

Can’t talk, watching beast games.

Bar debate: would you rather get in the ring with a prime McGregor or prime Tyson (each in their respective sport)

Soft, overrated, pretty boy, a bitch.