Han Solo Griffin

Princess Leia and I watched #TheMandalorian back to back last night. Fortunately, I was the one facing the TV screen. #starwars #familyguy

I once took a job circumcising Banthas. The pay was crap while the tips were huge. #starwars #familyguy

I can’t stand Mos Eisley, but I absolutely detest the other space port Mos Quito. It really sucks. #starwars #familyguy #petergriffin

Robert De Niro and his 7th child in a few years time. #familyguy #petergriffin

“You were caught with more than 2 packs of toilet roll and hand sanitizer. You are a panic buyer. Take her away.” #starwars

@StarWarsPR “And people call *ME* flyboy!”

Caption this #starwars fans (I’ll go first)... “Have you been sticking something you shouldn’t in that power coupling back there again pal?”

That look you get from colleagues in the office when when you cough or sneeze. #familyguy #starwars #coronavirus

Stewie Griffin, physician, scientist...searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. an accidental overdose of gamma radiation...now, when #StewieGriffin grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. #Hulk #FamilyGuy #TheIncredibleHulk

When I see someone leaving the rest room without washing their hands. #familyguy #thehulk

This is what you have to resort to people when the stores run out of toilet roll thanks to all the stupid #panicbuying. #familyguy

It’s #NoSmokingDay, and it really is no joke when we say these things are bad for your health...especially this brand favoured by a certain hit man back in the day. #JamesBond

“Commander, tear this ship apart until you have found the toilet rolls, and bring me the panic buyers! I want them alive!” #Covid19

@Darth_VaderNo1 l💣............ 🚽 🧻 ....... 💥

When you find that one employee who has not been washing his hands for 20 seconds as instructed. #coronavirusoutbreak

When you view your first property together and see it’s potential as a “fixer upper that just needs some love and attention”. #starwars

My local #PizzaHut is now accepting toilet rolls as currency. 8 rolls = 1 large pepperoni pizza. Seems reasonable to me.

This is perhaps the only place in the galaxy that doesn’t have a contagious virus 🦠. Any wonder why Luke didn’t want anyone to know where he was. Smart guy. #StarWars #familyguy

@Nien_Nunb Try taking a shower. Less risk.

I got Princess Leia to get me one of those Dyson Ball Vacuum Cleaners for my birthday. Boy, did I get that wrong; which explains why I am currently in the ER after an “embarrassing accident”.

People who say “it’s better to give presents at Christmas than it is to receive them” should be immediately frozen in carbonite.