Hank

My favorite tweet of all time.

@ChoppinBravos We’re one game of Acuna, Olson and/or Riley going off from being back on a heater. We also have some reinforcements coming off the il next month. I’m not worried until we hit the break at .500

The Braves drop the 17th series of the season with an offense that resembled 2025 more than 2026. They got shut out, barely avoided a second shut out and narrowly avoided getting swept thanks to a Tromp hero game. They’ve been shut out 3x in the last 11 games. That isn’t good I don’t care what their record is or how they’ve looked the offense has to be better. This is the downside of platoon players. Dom and Yaz have been two of the better bats and they have been on the bench They are headed to Boston where they are going to see some very good lefties two of which have dominated this team. Hopefully Weiss shakes the lineup around. Dubon isn’t hitting lefties this year and putting him in the 2 hole bc he “should” be hitting lefties isn’t working. Ozzie in the 4 hole isn’t working. Eli doesn’t need to play in Boston just bc they are going to see LHP. Let Mateo play he put a better swing on the ball in his one at bat than Eli did in 9 innings. They’ll figure it out this why winning early was important they have room to adjust without sweating the division. They need Drake back and they need another OF bat and at this point maybe not just a LHP hitting bat but maybe an all round guy.

@PhilliesJake @SlangsOnSports Because we all know that was fake

@HankIsHungry @SlangsOnSports They just were why didn’t you do it

longest scoreless innings streaks, Phillies since mound moved to current distance (1893):   1911 Grover Alexander: 41 IP 2026 Cristopher Sanchez: 37 2/3 IP *active 2011 Cliff Lee: 34 IP 1984 Larry Andersen: 32 2/3 IP 1957-58 Dick Farrell: 32 2/3 IP 2024 Ranger Suárez: 32 IP 1950 Robin Roberts: 32 IP 1949 Ken Heintzelman: 32 IP   h/t @EliasSports

@PhilliesJake @SlangsOnSports I will when your team can get to .500

@HankIsHungry @SlangsOnSports I will when you learn how to groom yourself

@PhilliesJake @SlangsOnSports 10.5 GB, trim your roster btw

@HankIsHungry @SlangsOnSports Yes they do Hank, trim the beard btw

@SlangsOnSports 10.5 GB, trim your roster btw

@SlangsOnSports Surely he got the dub right?

This team is inevitable I’m begging for them to stay healthy it’s going to be a movie in October.

@Wolfman4206 @ATLHR_ Update?

@ATLHR_ Funny how you now have nothing to say after the game is tied again

YES THE FUCK WE ARE BITCH!!!!!!!

@ChoppinBravos Ok bro you’re doing it again

Unfortunately the nationals superstars were better than ours tonight. Dropping an Elder gem before Holmes and Perez try to navigate the Nats offense is tough. I was surprised Iggy didn’t go back out he had a low pitch count and was dominating. .

@PhilliesJake @SlangsOnSports Nah its his teams fault because they suck

@HankIsHungry @SlangsOnSports Because that’s his fault

@BBGreatMoments Every one of the teams on the right are more entertaining to watch than the one on the left. Ok maybe not Miami lol.

That's crazy when you think about it 💰

@ChoppinBravos This is the kind of constructive criticism im here for lmao

Letting Mikolas and his 7ERA carve you up throwing middle middle fastballs is wild lol

@MLB The fucking bots on these posts make me want to unfollow

Gerrit Cole was hyped after ... Jazz Chisholm Jr. let the ball drop? Jazz made a heads-up play to get the speed off the bases and it resulted in a scoreless frame 👀

@CasualBravesFan @ChoppinBravos I guess i am just trying to offer my own constructive criticism as a consumer of this content on the daily. I am very thankful hes not like some of these poasters I’ve already unfollowed (the fucking bean guy).

@HankIsHungry @ChoppinBravos If you’ve been following him for a while you should know he’s always praising what’s good while pointing out the struggling moments. He can be doom and gloom but he aight!

A 12 pitch at bat may be just what it takes. I need them to start playing more man when he’s on he’s so so so hard to get out

@CasualBravesFan @ChoppinBravos I get it, like i said I’ve been following for a while because i like his content, but i think many of these twitter accounts need a tad bit more patience when it comes to this team. This isn’t last years team and a 2 week stretch is not going to determine this teams success

@ChoppinBravos Sure bud, because “the insanity run for him has ended” are words we should all be encouraged by. I’m not trying to pick a fight with you man i like your content for the most part but i feel like you definitely get a bit gloomy on some of these players.

@HankIsHungry I wasn’t being gloomy ? I was pointing out how incredibly hard it is to play very little and stay hot offensively.

@FantasyProsMLB @koslow_ari He should feel fine after fucking my fantasy team so hard.

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@tay78798 @FurkanGozukara

@FurkanGozukara It’s sad that you think these are patriots. Patriots don’t switch. Patriots stand with whom they voted for. It’s all about clicks and views to people like you. Disgusting

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@jimmysilvanio @FoulTerritoryTV @ErikKratz31 That Philly fent got you daydreaming dog.

@FoulTerritoryTV @ErikKratz31 The Phillies open September with a 4-game series against Atlanta. If they can cut the gap down to around 5-6 games by then which is absolutely realistic that series could completely flip the division race. One big week and they can run away with the NL East in September.

"I think the division's out of reach." It's time for the Phillies to start focusing on the Wild Card race instead of chasing Atlanta, says @ErikKratz31.