Horselord Hank

KC Masterpiece Theater

Currently soliciting comments about my body.

All guys love big trouble in little China, but only some guys like showdown in little Tokyo

I’m happy for the city, and while I don’t really care about the Super Bowl win, I’m ecstatic to see so many people taking transit today.

I’m not going to the gym today, but I am driving to 7/11 for a big gulp even though I’m in bed already.

Hey man I love all of your opinions online on leftism. I wish I could see more of them.

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success

No one looks sexy doing a whip it

When someone doesn’t want to hang out with me, it’s usually because of social atomization. Systemic factors are to blame, most likely.

11 seasons in Westeros and we’re finally getting to see the only actually cool dude.

If Cathy came out today she would be into modern stuff. She would eat tinned fish instead of chocolate and say “fr?!?!” instead of Ack.

legendary film director paul schrader is posting AI slop (?) of himself welcoming the dead japanese fascist yukio mishima (??) to minneapolis-st paul airport (???)

Yesterday I was pissed off so I got McDonald’s, but today I’m happy, and you guessed it, I’m getting McDonald’s.

Lots of guys were losers until they were in their mid thirties.

Sometimes you get an email that a Patreon podcast dropped and you say awesome out loud at the bar. That’s what being a guy is all about.

Had the most mid late night no caffeine workout imaginable, but now I am back in bed and ready to sleep.

I love that guy who was back at it again at the Krispy Kreme.

I was out of pot yesterday, and I was just like, wow why do I feel so normal today. Enough of that, time to get some kush.

My verbal ticks are substantially less harmful, because I’ve transferred the vast majority to “oh my goodness” it’s the next best thing to being mentally healthy.