Jon Hancock

@Somerset_G_U His radio failed, and he handled it like a champ! What a day at burnham… #impeccable

Two Tier Keir No justice for severe, violent crimes, but prison for social media posts

Close call, but “I AM FEEL” gets this for me

@ultimatejazzfan @Whisky4M @LouStagner Not a chance

@Whisky4M @LouStagner Probably not - maybe only 3-5 under - it's usually not distance it's putting and you get the read every time

If a scratch golfer got to hit two balls every shot (two-ball scramble on their own)... Would they be able to make a cut on Tour? What about if they got to hit three balls on every shot? Four balls?

A tree in the middle of a fairway is a tree that needs to be cut down.

Surely there’s few following Joel Dahmen hoping he makes the 125! Either way a hell of a round he’s putting together under the gun

@PGATOUR somebody give @joeldahmen 2x 65 please!

@Jaberuski Get him down the job centre

What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?

@cgucornwall @EnglandGolf @swsportsnews Congratulations chaps!!!!

Cornwall are @EnglandGolf SeniorMens Champions @swsportsnews #SwGolf #CornwallGolf #ForRingo

@ems280204 @ServiceTeamUBER HANGRY 😂😂😂

@ServiceTeamUBER Piss off BOT

Someone needs to call me @UberUKI_Support @ubereats_uk instead of sending automated generic messages. £85 spent on food, we declined to take the food in as delivery took over 70 mins and the delivery driver just dumps it/pretends has left it further down our road!! 😡

@Ru55Mil50m 1-10 please russel

Elite

Tony Bellew just holed out for Albatross on the first hole at Wentworth and he was just a little bit excited 😂😂😂😂

The new apprentice at work … they told him to tip emulsion paint over his head for a bet but it was gloss ! wait till he's in car at end. Idiot

@liaml4893 seeing it like a beach ball for a change and @lwood_95 runs him out 👀😂

Now to the real business, what did @shaper_harty shoot today??

@NewquayGC @RNLI Well played Beau!! 👏🏽!!! Damn autocorrect had me tweeting beautiful for 20 mins 😂! Congrats champ

Congratulations to Beau Lonergan-Bowe on winning the @RNLI Charity Open today with 42 points.

The difference between a solid nights sleep and nightmares…. Is this… 😂

@TicketmasterUK absolute shit show!

Alarm goes off 7.55am on Tuesday Me. #oasisreunion #oasis

2 faces that have changed over the years, but what a shift ones put in! Many memories, some kick outs and many dirty pints! Wish him all the best! Happy Retirement Alex 🍻