He runs the White House like the breakfast room on Traitors
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Pam Bondi’s portrait has been thrown in the trash at the Justice Department offices after Donald Trump fired her as attorney general, MS NOW reports.
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Hannah Wright
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Hannah Wright
@HannahAWright
writer // credits @tooningout @fullfrontalsamb @mcsweeneys // tv watcher @ pretty much everything
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Good maybe I can finally get a damn dinner reservation then
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Over 25% of New Yorkers will consider fleeing NYC if Zohran Mamdani becomes mayor: poll trib.al/CXs0Eud
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I’m always forgetting that Andrew Lloyd Webber is a person of now and not the like 1700s
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I like to think I fit in seamlessly with my gen z coworkers but then I have internal thoughts like, “maybe THIS will be the ointment that really starts to turn things around for me.”
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The “me asking the doctors’ office receptionist if I need to check out or anything” to “nope you’re all set” pipeline
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Did we all just learn the phrase “luteal phase” this year or just me
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Lost in my head imagining Addison Rae’s team having a brainstorm meeting about the best way to approach the Met Gala black dandyism theme
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Gotta admit, I don’t love this “frequently returned” feature on amazon. Let me go on that adventure for myself! It’s giving spoiler alert.
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I’m sorry but arugula has NO BUSINESS being the base of a salad. It’s a decorative garnish AT BEST.
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City High was so real when they said “I like goin’ out, taking walks and stuff”
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When you had your phone plugged in all night and wake up to find it wasn’t charging at all it’s like….ok wow I trusted you :/
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Me in 7th grade after microwaving shredded cheese on Tostitos for the first time:
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“My nachos are mine, I invented them, and I’m proud of them.” — Lady Gaga to EW on new album ‘MAYHEM’
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I was feeling like our country was doomed until I saw that democrats are taking a stand by wearing pink to the state of the union💕
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Just got my masters in electrical engineering (reset a device to factory settings)
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My cat waking me up to feed her 10 minutes before my alarm goes off
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Very sad to realize we were robbed of the stilted, poorly acted Bravo crossover promo featuring Katie Maloney as Elphaba and Scheana as Glinda (They would first have asked Ariana Madix but she’s busy.)
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