Hannah Gamble

Not everyone wants to carry around the visible testament to the thing that stabbed them, but that's basically what any poet is doing when she takes a few copies of her book to sell after a reading. Hannah Gamble

Jonah Hill making a lavish and adoring documentary about his therapist (and potentially crossing ethical boundaries with their friendship) takes on a whole new aura when you see those texts of him trying to therapy-speak his then-girlfriend into submission.

i am sealing jonah hill behind a wall with 400 pounds of canned goods and a litter box. i will check on him in 2044

Conservative parents 2 their eldest daughters: no dating, R rated movies, or public school 4 u--u shouldn't grow up 2 fast 😇😇 PS u're going 2 co-parent w ur mom & / or dad as needed & avoid all sins or u will go 2 hell & demons will jab their stingray tails into your bumh*le

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Hey ya'll! When I was a tiny bb I saw 2 floating wolf heads in the closet at the foot of my bed and my life's been what you might call unusual ever since :-D Listen to my story on the Campfire with @THEJimHarold jimharold.com/nanas-haunted-…

@Lucas_Gage_ but why is trolling a 20 something and the women who don't find him as repulsive as you do worth literally anything in this crazy world

I love seeing the frustration of dudes who are SO ANGRY that dudes who they don't think are hot get to date. I also like how this dude thinks the media's goal is to "manipulate" women into falling in love with Pete Davidson, specifically.

@Lucas_Gage_ ya but your little "see how i can trigger the internet, i'm a powerful puppet master" moment is gross

@Lucas_Gage_ this is solid. i agree, and thanks for posting. truly!

sad incel dudes are all like WHY DO GIRLS LIKE UGLY PETE DAVIDSON like they forgot about the appeal of mega fame and money

@natalie_eilbert hiiiiiiiiiiii

Who are my poet pals in Chicago these days? Raise your hands.

Addendum to earlier small boob post

why you have to go and make things so twitterpated

Everyone debating about who the most relatable and likeable Succession character is confuses me because 96% of us are the catering staff waiter who Kendall Roy murdered in season 1