Hans Hamhock Hands
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Hans Hamhock Hands
@HansHamhockHand
A fan account dedicated to the greatest Supreme Lord Commander. The one, the only Hans/Hams Hedgehog! 🦔🐽⚡
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Some people have too much time on their hands and far too much bitterness in their hearts.
Anyone who would consistently attack adorable hedgehogs should be monitored closely, lest they escalate their hedgehog hatred.
Hedgehogs are Frens. 🦔
Hans Hedgeslop@BalmsBanchop
Back after a 12 hour lock. Shout out to my assigned Hall Monitors: The Bizarro Cosplay Committee, who seem to think compulsively reporting my posts is a whole personality trait. Imagine obsessing over someone you despise and calling it a victory? 🥴 Literally peak Bizarro logic.
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@Hafvnir64 Thanks, that "powered" was meant to be lowered. 😂
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@HansHamhockHand Ding ding ding
You get a soft serve ice cream and a nice White family at the movies to enjoy it with.
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Some old heads can tell me something about this. What do you notice about the decline of Western culture at the time?
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@hooray4problemz I have been whistling this tune since I saw this bud, you rock!
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Make these posts go viral and give the offenders a report if you have the time and inclination. They are really annoying and keep reporting many of our folks accounts.
Hans Hedgeslop@BalmsBanchop
This post below should be going viral and everyone should be mogging these freaks. The fact that we just let people mass report us without any sort of retaliation needs to stop. We need to mass report them back.
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@Kittenwaffin Good luck with that, the most average White boy hockey player can and will destroy the best black one any day of the week. We used to live and breathe hockey when I was a kid, many could skate before they could walk fully. 😂
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This woman wants black men to take over hockey... Simply so they can be violent towards the White men. 🙄
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Yea sure thing elon.. This platform is dogshit
Hans can confirm. Follow the new Hans army
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@BalmsBanchop What a bunch of sad, weak losers. I cannot stand tards who think they can police the speech or actions of others. Get a life you pathetic clowns.
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You guys wanna know who’s behind all the Patriot Front suspensions?
A group of accounts LARPing as Bizarro Superman characters. They mass report, attack, and harass pro-White accounts and it’s time to return the favor.
There’s dozens of them but I’ll tag a few in the comments.
Dayli Planet@DailyHtrae
#BizarroRP #CrimeBeat: Bizarro am defeat radical criminal racist boy-band #PatriotFront, so them no can be annoying decent peoples no more
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So there is a whole group on here that specifically coordinates their efforts to seek out anyone who does not share their narrow beliefs and works to get them suspended or banned?This seems like targeted harrassment to me but I'm not a censorship cuck. Report or avoid these turds
Hans Hedgeslop@BalmsBanchop
You guys wanna know who’s behind all the Patriot Front suspensions? A group of accounts LARPing as Bizarro Superman characters. They mass report, attack, and harass pro-White accounts and it’s time to return the favor. There’s dozens of them but I’ll tag a few in the comments.
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Check out this awesome collab edit and then give both creators a follow, they are worth it!
FySStudios@getwrecked1939
BREAKING 🚨 HANS ARMY 🍇 DAILY PLANET. oy vey. Collab between myself and @hooray4problemz @BalmsBanchop LFG! 🥳
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@HansHamhockHand I think Hans went that way ➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️ I know I’ve seen him around
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Shout out to all my mutuals, you guys are truly amazing.
If I missed your follow, if you’ve also respawned and have a new name, or if you just need to say Hey… reply to this post so I can find you!
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