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@shirtshirtshirt You vegan now? L8r kyuushoku I hardly knew ye

I’ve got it: the transcendent being: a t4t bisexual vegan... Leo... eat yr hearts out

@shirtshirtshirt Looks like that poem you like

how do I find her...

@scapegoated Wwwww

@shirtshirtshirt Nah don’t fight it

will I ever shake my aisatsu habit...

TFW the only reason you have twitter is to follow @shirtshirtshirt #swiperight

@shirtshirtshirt Neck gains brah #teamexcel

2016/17/8/today we learned a lot and grew not at all

I miss Harambe

@shirtshirtshirt I think ke$ha knows a ghost or two who could help you out

If ghosts were real why wouldn’t they be treating us to secret handies? Where is my spectral handie??

@shirtshirtshirt D10 rolling uphill. Gotta get on a higher cal diet

@Hans_VP1 I’m maaaaybe a d6 now from a d4.... u a d12 m8? D8’s get dates

am I full or fat

@shirtshirtshirt They jacking your poetry? Time to start throwing hands peacock

hell is? yr coworkers finding a “rando’s” journal full of writings and reading them aloud to each other n writing stuff from inside that journal down to put into their poetry n then one of them finds out it’s yours ........ !

@OdsAndBodkins glhf

omg it's OC kiss week? I'd better draw a smooch