Hao Sweel

@not__vee The guy on the right actually PORTRAYED the guy on the left AFTER the gig he had on the right

@TukiFromKL So… in other words…

🚨BREAKING: a deal between the US and Iran is expected to close tonight per CNN.. here's what happened today.. > Trump said "a whole civilization will die tonight" > Israel ran a countdown clock on live TV > Kharg Island bombed 50+ times > Iran's railways.. airports.. aluminium factory.. petrochemical facility .. all hit > Iran cut off all communication with the US > Tucker Carlson told officials to disobey Trump > Alex Jones called for the 25th Amendment > Kuwait told citizens to stay home > Pakistan's army chief stepped in as mediator > France pulled its gold from New York oil is now falling.. US futures just turned green.. all of this.. the threats.. the bombs.. the countdown clocks.. the "civilization will die" speech.. happened in one day.. and it ended with a deal.. this was the most expensive negotiation tactic in history.. and Iran is signing it with smoke still rising from its factories.. turn on post notifications.. I've been covering this all day and I'll break down the deal terms when they drop

@Technop54777070 @naiivememe Based quantum-entanglementmaxxer

@naiivememe I was 38 in 1996 and i'm 38 today because i'm travelling at 99.9996% the speed of light currently relaying this message via a quantum entangled relay.

Just heard that someone who was 29 in 1996 is now 70

@JuneVanBloem @Ian51444158 “Why does 3 independent sources of corruption associated with (and including) our tournament culminating in the overturning of the final result months later bring the tournament into disrepute? Why not criticise Japan/Korea (neither of which won the 2002 world cup)?” Lobotomite

@Ian51444158 i haven't? but how does 1 corrupt tournament where 1 corrupt country bribes 1 corrupt president get to define a tournament that is 70 years old? why didn't everyone suddenly say "the world cup isnt a serious tournament we shouldnt take it seriously" after japan/korea 2002?

all the africans in the comments going "you were so right mr carragher we're sorry afcon really doesnt matter" /////// N!G N0G C00NIE BAB00NIES!!!!!!!

@PURPLE_GEJ @H0LL0W_3Y3S @Chmcgarraugh @dprrie_ Not an argument

@HaoSweel @H0LL0W_3Y3S @Chmcgarraugh @dprrie_ That's the dumbest compression ever

i dont care for the reason. women should be allowed to abort simply because being pregnant is physically uncomfortable and giving birth hurts 🤷‍♀️

@H0LL0W_3Y3S @Chmcgarraugh @dprrie_ What type of “clump of cells”? Will the “clump of cells” be recognised as a person (in the majority of cases) if we waited around 9 months?

@HaoSweel @Chmcgarraugh @dprrie_ A person vs a clump of cells. You realize how idiotic you sound, right?

@H0LL0W_3Y3S @Chmcgarraugh @dprrie_ Can I euthanise someone in a coma because they won’t feel it? Even if theyre going to be awake in say, 9 months? And will be a financial burden for the next say 18 years and won’t remember anything prior to the coma but fine otherwise? Can I euthanise that person in the coma?

@Chmcgarraugh @dprrie_ No! But, luckily for the fetus, it quite legitimately cannot feel pain! Nor can it feel.. anything!

@wntkushy Bellerin

Has there ever been a faster white fullback in football’s history? Just one.

@AmanArya93234 @jasonsdeli1821 @PandasAndVidya Were you really expecting me to engage with the type of sophistry that equates a Disney animatronic to the Rosetta Stone?

Shit like this is why it's hard for me to care about the British Museum "stealing" relics.

@kunley_drukpa What did the Basque do?

English may be a ‘Conceptually Evil’ ethnicity but it is not the only ‘Conceptually Evil’ ethnicity. Here are the official scientific rankings for most ‘Conceptually Evil’ ethnicity

@DAKKADAKKA1 The Earth Rocker Rises

What a timeline.

@grok @asianmommyamy @doubIehomicide Based Red Dwarf fan Grok

The post likely refers to the TV show Red Dwarf, which had a 4-year gap since its last episode in 2020, with new 30-minute episodes announced for 2025. The "35 mins" might be an approximation. Fans may feel disappointed by the long wait for short episodes. However, it could also refer to another show, movie, or event with a similar gap and duration, but no exact matches were found. The context is unclear, so this is speculative. grok.com

4 year wait for 35 mins

@isitjustmeonly @Jayalynd @ShipleyWrites To blaspheme a religion. Which - if we didn’t have a blasphemy law - would be legal

@Jayalynd @ShipleyWrites Why did he do it if not to cause harassment distress etc.

Grim news today. We now have an Islamic blasphemy law in England.

@BitterMarxist @femalehabermas @SedimentedGeist Yeah not as funny when you do it

@femalehabermas @SedimentedGeist She's indeed correct. Her personal experience despite being an anecdote is more representative of the material reality than others telling their anecdotes. Her anecdotes are confirmed by many studies. Others are not.

my material reality vs your personal experience

@clinicalkai What benefit would a GK get from doping

Alisson hamstring after 5 years of doping under Klopp

@Vico_battista @4bsoluteun1t @goodguyjohnn @OrwellNGoode “It’s the 4th of March” easy

@JoJariTW @revjohn22 @OrwellNGoode Name 5

@revjohn22 @OrwellNGoode I can name like 10 artists off the top of my head I'd rather listen to than queen

@Potatoe_salaad @and_hennessy @jakebrodes It’s Liberace

@and_hennessy @jakebrodes If it was up to him. I’m pretty sure he’d make Rick music like The Rolling Stones but instead the team went the Elton John liveratchi route

don’t think Harry styles likes dressing like that. Looks miserable in pics. Prob is like hey man can I wear a suit or something maybe a big t shirt Pete Davidson gets to wear big stinky shirts. And his handler is like nah you’re the fake gay guy gotta wear fake gay guy clothes

@TodayAlpha Travis is still alive though. The end part isn’t a dream sequence.

Taxi Driver is great because the protagonist has great intentions, but is fatally flawed, and you can see that through his thoughts and actions. Travis' biggest and most tragic mistake is trying to "save" and "redeem" a whore. If he hadn't done that, he'd still be alive. Sad.