Lord Wile E Coyote

@HislopMD Homeopath in Cornwall spilled some vodka in the sea, swimmer in New York swallowed some sea water and got drunk, true homeopathic story

@davidhogg111 Anti gun control /pro bullet control

Wait you mean that we have a gun violence problem in America?

@whalley2000 Pathetic comment . You can do and say almost anything , you can’t be racist or smash up shops , hope that helps , if not go to North Korea

I see North Korea is opening up to tourists again. Why waste the money travelling there when you can get the North Korea treatment in England.

@Jenny_1884 Yea there’s iPhone’s , more inequality , worse public services , we lost the eu., more racists

Who else no longer recognises Great Britain as the same country that they grew up in? It’s long gone 🥲

@kevin_j_foster Jobs going at Aldi kev

My latest update for residents of #Torquay & #Paignton: Contaminated Blood Compensation, 160 Seafood Jobs Saved, TUST Role In Club’s New Articles, Paignton Cricket Club Catches £25K Funding Boost, Unauthorised Encampment Removed, - mailchi.mp/kevinjfoster/r… #BoostTorbay #TorbayHour

@kevin_j_foster Kevin you’re like a Japanese soldier on a desert island still fighting ww2 in the 1960s. We delivered a resounding no, we don’t want to hear from you or your party

@shirley20842 @ChillaxBcn We’ve opted into being a third country for the eu and applying border checks

So we the EU are responsible for the border checks as a result of the UK's Brexit a majority of Brits voted for and the oven ready Brexit deal Boris Johnson negotiated. Great Paul!

@implausibleblog By poultry you mean chickenshit ?

Boris Johnson's brother Jo Johnson, "A huge gulf has opened up between the lavish promises of an idealised Brexit that were made during the referendum campaign versus the poultry.. The Brexit deal is clearly inferior to our membership within the EU" He called for a second referendum because what his brother and other brexiters promised was different to the reality of the Brexit deal negotiated by the Conservative party Then he went quiet. And then he reappeared a few years later as a member of the House of Lords How many politicians sold their soul for rewards such as being members of the House of Lords? Corruption? Cronyism? Does Labour have any plan to investigate this scandal?

@CrimeLdn 78 maybe ?

Wilkinson 48 was jailed for six years for violent disorder, attempted arson and racially aggravated criminal damage after playing a “prominent role” in the riots. The court heard at various points during the day Wilkinson spat, threw missiles and pushed wheelie bins at a police line. He appeared to be holding nunchucks at one point, it was said.

@iCreativeArtist Daredevil by Perez

@narindertweets Isn’t this technically rape ?

Will the racists riot for this ? If not, why not ? metro.co.uk/2024/08/16/you…

@SpaJw If people are funding a massively uncommercial venture that pays a million plus a year to farage, they are just promoting his party and buying his influence surely ?

GBNews total income in its last full financial year was £6.7 million. It lost £42 million. No serious business pays £1 million salaries on the back of those numbers. So, GBNews is very clearly a highly-subsidised political project, not a broadcaster.

Two racist rioters brilliantly taken apart by their sentencing judge in Plymouth. John Cann (left) and Ryan Bailey (right) both pleaded guilty to violent disorder and appeared at Plymouth Crown Court for sentencing. Judge Robert Linford rounded on Cann telling him that according to his police interview he discussed with them "about the better use of taxpayers' money and why people were having to pay to keep these people in this country after committing such heinous crimes." Judge Linford then launched a stinging rebuke to Cann saying: "So let's look at how the taxpayer have been funding your activities over the last 38 years - let's see what you've cost the country: you've got 10 aliases, four fictitious birth dates, you're 51 years of age, you've been convicted of 170 offences, you been convicted of theft, arson, taking cars, handling stolen goods, obtaining by deception, burglary, dangerous driving and possessing bladed articles. "In all over the years that you've been visiting the criminal justice system you've received sentences totalling 357 months in prison, many of them concurrent. "In other words, nearly 30 years. That Mr Cann is what you've been costing this country and you sit there in that interview and saw fit to be critical of others. You have no right whatever to say who should or should not be in this country." To Bailey, Judge Linford said he had 29 convictions for 39 offences, including theft, criminal damage, possession of drugs, supply of class A drugs, threatening behaviour, breach of a Domestic Violence Protection Order and robbery "and you were chanting with the rest of that rabble about immigration". "You two were in no position to judge anybody". Judge Linford accepted the pair had pleaded guilty at the earlier opportunity and handed Cann a three year jail sentence and Bailey a 30 month jail sentence. He said they would serve half before being released on licence. Be in no doubt, though, they will soon be lionised as free speech martyrs by the far right. @uaf @AntiRacismDay

@David__Osland No, not on income , gains maybe

Rishi Sunak published his tax return earlier this year. He paid a lower rate of tax on his £2.2m income than a 'greedy' train driver on £60k.

Who did this? 🤣

Our guy Fred Wellman dunks on Lauren Boebert 😂😂😂

@fesshole You’ll be found out and sacked well done

My workplace uses an app for things like annual leave, payroll, etc. I discovered that I can take a day off on holiday, enjoy the day, then log onto the app before midnight and cancel the day off. It logs I've been in. 4 days gained already this year.

Never grows old and just gets funnier.

@rpeh An opinion is something formed by reasoning . She’s just paid to vomit rubbish

@BenRamanauskas By left you mean centrist /non racist and by working class you mean racists

There is a tendency by many people on the left to sneer at the working class people they claim to represent and it's really disgusting.

@eohiggins Eddie the eagle casts doubt on bolts Olympic status