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Yeshiva Har Torah

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We’re a Modern Orthodox elementary school serving LI and Queens. Our Head of School isn’t on Twitter. He doesn’t need to know about this.

Little Neck, Queens Katılım Haziran 2012
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Yeshiva Har Torah@HarTorah·
Us: “Should we keep doing this? People seem to like it but is it helping the school?” Friend in marketing: “Keep going. Everything is brand recognition.” Us: “But, shouldn’t we show off our incredible teachers & educa…” Friend: “Shh. Recognition” Us: “But…” Friend: “Shhh.”
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Yeshiva Har Torah@HarTorah·
Folks, we are just a few weeks away from floor hockey returning, for some reason.
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Yeshiva Har Torah@HarTorah·
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Yeshiva Har Torah@HarTorah·
Tap, hold, and load in 4K? Are we doing this right?
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Rav Hershel Schachter was asked what he sees as his greatest accomplishment. Listen to his response.
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From the halls of MTA to the heights of fashion, Ralph Lauren’s journey is a testament to the power of dreams. Congratulations on being the first YU student to rise and receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom—a well-deserved honor for a Bronx native who has inspired the world. #ProudAlumni #DreamBig
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Jewish ice hockey players 📟
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“On Sunday, March 23, 2025, two of Israel’s ice hockey teams, the Jerusalem Capitals and HC Tel Aviv, will play in the UBS arena in Belmont, New York, marking the first time professional hockey teams from Israel compete in the US.” m.jpost.com/israel-news/sp…
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Parents: “Why doesn’t school let my kids bring in candy?” Their kid in school:
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I regret to inform you that someone made a gefilte menorah. ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
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@Badchonews @VaadHaBadchanim “We shall have two different, unrelated systems of calculating the year. One of them will make sense to the entire world. The other will be super random. Our great nation will use the random one.”
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@Badchonews @VaadHaBadchanim “Money will be measured in sela, dinar, and prutah. 4 dinar to a sela…” “… 4 prutah to a dinar…” “If it were only so simple.” “And how many prutah to a sela, sir?” “768, of course. It’s a simple number that everyone will remember.”
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Honest question: has anyone seen any other Jewish-themed Washington's Dream parodies? I think it's a very funny prompt. If you know of any - or came up with any - please drop them below. "Next is the shmonah esrei, which means 18" "So it has 18 blessings, sir?" "No. It has 19"
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We shall measure volume in units of olives and eggs. Will these olives be the size of olives and the eggs the size of eggs, sir? No. The olives shall be a random volume much much larger than an olive and the eggs shall be an even larger random volume.

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“And then there’s Rosh Hashana, the start of the new year, which is on the first day of Tishrei.” “So Tishrei is the first month?” "Yes occasionally, indeed it is the first. But most times it's the 7th month." "Why would it be the 7th month?" "Nobody knows."
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“The married women shall cover their hair so that only her husband sees it and no other man will be tempted by her hair.” “So she’ll just wear a simple head covering?” “No. She’ll wear something that looks even better than her original hair, and it’ll resemble a woman in an Herbal Essences commercial.” “Ah brilliant Sir! That will certainly please the husband.” “No, she'll only wear it outside the home.”
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Honest question: has anyone seen any other Jewish-themed Washington's Dream parodies? I think it's a very funny prompt. If you know of any - or came up with any - please drop them below. "Next is the shmonah esrei, which means 18" "So it has 18 blessings, sir?" "No. It has 19"

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@Badchonews @VaadHaBadchanim “We shall establish holidays called the ‘regalim.’” “The regalim, sir?” “Yes, it’s a series of holidays when the kohanim bless people with their hands...”
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