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@DinkDaBird Don’t forget that they’re all juiced with compound V from the jump.

comparethat to le comic where Butcher reestablishes them as a CIA black op team within the first issue and systematically tear down the supe power structure one group at a time, you'd think the group in le show were a bunch of fresh faces despite 3 outta 5 having prior experience

The Boys as an actual group in the show hardly do shit, they get back together every start of a season, butcher goes "we 'ave to kill 'omelanda", putz around until they discover a macguffin that can hurt him, it gets squandered, Homelander is in a more advantageous position, etc

@dismayedartist @captive_dreamer The only men that want to believe this story are Indians.

@captive_dreamer Men want to believe this story in part because of its salacious nature but also just to make the most pathetic point imaginable against feminism: "see, when women have power and authority they're just as bad as men!"

Another Indian hoax. Too funny. In hindsight, "your balls don't smell like curry" or whatever was a bit on the nose.

@his_eminence_j @RobertMSterling The India dude called himself “Asian”, called his wife a “fish head”, and claimed his calls didn’t smell like curry. It is the most made up poopjeet story I’ve ever heard.

@RobertMSterling I would agree: they’re ruthless. But I will also tell you that in my experience in this industry, the story didn’t actually sound that far-fetched.

If you’ve ever worked in finance, you know women like this are a force of nature, especially at top-tier banks. They might not be the “rainmaker” bringing a deal in, but they’re often the ones making sure the deal actually gets done, the client gets their win, and the bank gets its fees. They’re smart, hard-working, usually the most focused and disciplined person in the room, and utterly ruthless. If you’re capable and you show them professional respect, they will move mountains for you. If you’re lazy, dumb, or a roadblock, though, they won’t hesitate to steamroll you and leave your body in an alley behind the building. The definition of no better friend, no worse enemy. You’d have to to be insane to pick a fight with someone like this, especially if the facts of the case aren’t completely on your side. We’re not even 24 hours into this story and it’s already clear the guy who tried dragging this woman through the mud is likely the dumbest dude who’s ever had a job on Wall Street. He truly has no idea what he’s done or what he’s in for.

@Zenivudu @LookAtMyMeat1 An incomprehensible amount. His entire family will be reincarnated as slaves in a Congo cobalt mine.

@LookAtMyMeat1 How much izzat did he lose?

He apparently got fired and made it all up to be able to sue the company and ofc he was Indian

@shren_p @karenmotherof2 @GunIheart Lmao, Sorry Saar, your retard friend is getting counter sued by JPM

@karenmotherof2 @GunIheart Where?

You didn’t just needlessly include the most random and insane racial remark about your wife that wasn’t really necessary in a completely fabricated story about workplace sexual abuse did you? Me:

@fd00f5bb3dd2415 @Mills_J3 @gabriel_horwitz She probably encouraged the bogus lawsuit

@Mills_J3 @gabriel_horwitz I feel bad for his fish-headed wife.

Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse. - John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity. - The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation. - JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation. - A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank. - Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite. - He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing. so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild. feel terrible for her and her family.

@deedeewhiteshep @nanomodernity @skylarromines @Howlingmutant0 @RobertMSterling Street shitter 😂🫵

@nanomodernity @skylarromines @Howlingmutant0 @RobertMSterling You are an idiot

Before anyone says looks don’t matter I just want to point out that one of these people could literally get away with murder in the eyes of a large portion of the population, and the other is being unanimously dragged for being too ugly for his sexual abuse allegations to be realistic

@memedreamsauce1 @katkit025 @SophiaNarwitz I’m agreeing with you

@HardMenthol @katkit025 @SophiaNarwitz That would make the most sense but I don’t remember them bringing up dicks or porn videos like every second

-Kimiko’s dialogue is atrocious -Soldier Boy’s dialogue is atrocious -The social commentary and satire is weak/lazy/tiresome & nowhere near as funny or good as season one. -Stakes feel low, doesn’t at all seem like a show with only 3eps left -The jokes & visual gags are boring/unfunny/repetitive (“Hurr durr, sex, butts, & penises” multiplied by 999) -The writing overall is poor -The endless real world celebrity references & name drops are exhausting -The world building is a mess, made worse as it tries too hard to tie it into our current world -They somehow made Homelander boring! -The plot is dragging And lastly, I no longer care about any of the characters. They could all die and I don’t think I’d feel a thing. The show has been on a steep decline since season 3, but even going into this season with uber low expectations, it’s somehow surprising me in how bad it actually is.

people who think the world and everyone in it should tailor their behaviour specifically for them:

@poliwa_93 @cexthor Barbados Slim 😂

@cexthor Ahora entiendo porque toda la prensa zurda española le ha puesto notas de 9-10.

Atentos a la historia de Saros, el nuevo exclusivo de Sony: Tienes que salvar a tu esposa en un bucle temporal que resulta ser imaginario, al final tu eres el villano y tu mujer te abandona por una negra lesbiana. Es la mayor basura woke que he visto en mucho tiempo.

@JREHaliburt @thenovanglus @AlabasterApu Why would I go to Walmart for premium bread? I’ll go to any of the dozens of stand alone bakeries near me for that.

@thenovanglus @AlabasterApu Or any of the grocery chains you pretend have "good bread", anyway

The bar has moved again. Now bread has to be baked in a wood oven, on site at your grocery store.

@babbacadaby @two2phace Brilliant rebuttal

@HardMenthol @two2phace Dawg you're fucking stupid.

I don't think I've ever been convinced once, in all of her screen time, that Sister Sage is even SLIGHTLY smarter than average. Her plan is not a plan. That's just sitting back and let shit happen that was already happening.

@babbacadaby @two2phace The Deep has weaseled his way through the entire show. Is he a genius?

@two2phace She's one of 3 people who can sass Homelander and be fine. She's incredibly selfish and she's positioned herself to not die in case HL dies or goes on a rampage. I think people expect her to be a smart savior instead of a selfish weasel

@RealRiddimHours @Vi_x333 I took one as a kid too. They played this hilarious video of a guy tucking a napkin in his shirt like a bib

@Vi_x333 I am so thankful I took one when I was a kid! It was actually fun and it has been helpful to know how to act at important business related meals bc my primal instincts are to eat like an animal

In addition to not holding the wine glass by the stem, another tell of the nouveau riche or larpers is how they eat. Your utensil brings the food to you, you don't lean forward to the utensil nor do you cup a hand under the utensil to eat

@SeverusChud Saaros

🚨 Sonys new exclusive "Saros" is the most REDDIT game ever made lmao.. >You play as an indian >MC cheats on his wife "Nitya" >He then murders his friend to cover it up (and gets away with it) >His wife finds out about him cheating and leaves anyway >He then dies thousands of times in a delusional quest to "rescue" her and force her forgiveness >The game ends with his wife falling in love with a black lesbian crew member >MC gets told to fuck off and let her be happy... This genuinely is one of the worst games ever made.

@IanRunkle @DocStrangelove2 I always thought that staying in one spot was bullshit advice. Look at any of those survival stories and the only reason they lived was because members of the group went looking for help.

@DocStrangelove2 I took a survival course thing that basically boiled down to: If you have enough shelter to survive and enough warmth and water, your goal is: Do as much "nothing" as possible, conserve energy as much as possible.

I could swear Outdoor Boys talked about why this is actually a really bad idea for a variety of reasons.

@genocidalgirl Should change your handle to Barbara Stanton

Do you know what the odds of that are? Why have two lanes when there’s no traffic rules?

@memedreamsauce1 @katkit025 @SophiaNarwitz Shouldn’t her dialogue be based off of The Boys group she’s hung around with the entire show?

@katkit025 @SophiaNarwitz I also dislike how Kimiko’s dialogue boils down to “it should be cringy she learned off tik tok” as if that excuses it

@DameDamesLame @braccobelle “This is fat man”

riveting stuff happening over on reddit

@neetcate @GermanErwachen sorry m'aam, if you are morbidly obese, the penis lays and the hymen stays