Egg Eddie
53 posts


@yeptheboys Because you are such a fat fuck who cant go outside and do something like run. you cant even run a mile. you get tired at the very first minute of running. thats why ur room looks like the streers filled up with shit pee and leftover cum socks and leftover chip bags.
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@yeptheboys Mully, You stupid fucking bitch, thats why you're built like a whole windows 7. Out of date no one touches you cus you only jerk off. You get no hoes at all. like shut the fuck up bitch thats why you cant even have manners to your parents and nut to unicorns. Nickado Avacado ass.
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@yeptheboys Thats why u cant even weigh under 72kg. thats why lorde even outsold ur floppy doppy sloppy ass. no one cares about your opinion. U dont matter , like shut the fuck up before i get you a whole 55 inch tv size of a quarter pounder so you can eat.
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@xiaoleung3 @KreekCraft Toothpick with the horns and fire ruins the vibe for me, 4/10
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@R0FLWAFFLEZ @KreekCraft THOSE THIGHS GODDAMN
Ok but on a serious note, the troll kinda ain't funny but a 5/10
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@KreekCraft the amount of people that will call me a slender- a-and a toothpick leg💀😭 ok but here..



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@twissful @KreekCraft The shades ruins it but only a little bit, 4/10
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@KreekCraft Steampunk! Even has my favorite accessory, which is the hat with all the metal arms.

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@mirroahreal @KreekCraft The undies throws it off, but Frieza better tbh
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