Kevin Fitzgerald
187 posts
Kevin Fitzgerald
@Harda_Lee1
Illinois State Acting/Directing grad ‘82, Systems Engineer, bad at marriage, good at afternoon golf. Retiring to a sailboat and then off to see the world.
Palatine, IL Katılım Kasım 2016
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@mattvanswol when the orange troll came down the escalator
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Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment where everything became both:
a) worse
b) and more expensive
When did this happen?
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Someone posted that Canada should buy the Gripen fighters from Sweden and call them FU-47. 👌👍🤭😁😆😂🤣
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@CurvyMissMia @ronsterd89 I used to like my mother’s tuna salad, but when I make it now it’s not good lol…
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What do y’all put in your tuna salad to jazz it up. Right now I’m using mayo, onion, celery & some pepper.
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@SenThomTillis @jaketapper So why don’t you say that to your fat orange “Dear Leader”? It’s not about national security. We have a treaty in place that allows us to build as many bases as we want in Greenland. But he’s too stupid to know that of course…
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The only time NATO’s Article 5 commitment was invoked was to defend the United States after 9/11. Our allies had our back when we needed them most. To deter our adversaries like Russia and China, the U.S. must maintain strong partnerships and respect for out NATO allies.
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@SarahSevans2000 @UpBeatSkeletor You must be near by. Same here…
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@UpBeatSkeletor Warmed up here over night. A bunch of snow melted. But don’t worry it’s snowing again
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@Chicago_History I kind of feel that if you live in Cook County you can say you live in Chicago. People outside of Illinois don’t know the suburbs….
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@RonFilipkowski Make up a peace prize so you can get a medal. What a joke of a president…
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There he is folks. Proud recipient of the new FIFA Peace Prize. He couldn’t put that gold medal around his neck fast enough.
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@DYSONlife4real Don’t be angry. They’re sad people with no lives. I feel sorry for them…
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The Golden Age Of America has begun!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@VikaFitz @Matt_Pinner Close. Never been on a cruise. Have broken a bone!
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If it wasn't for big cities, Democrats would never win anything.
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@WilliamHogeland I love it. I’ve personally been trying to bring back hats for years. Unsuccessfully so far unfortunately.
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The problem with this fedora is that it's worn ironically.
Melissa Chen@MsMelChen
Actual shot (not AI!) of a French detective working the case of the French Crown Jewels that were stolen from the Louvre in a brazen daylight robbery. Somehow he looks like he’s smoking even without a cigarette in his hand, but surely everything you know about life is screaming at you: this case is officially screwed! To solve it, we need an unshaven, overweight, washed-out detective who's in the middle of divorce. A functioning alcoholic who the rest of the department hates. Never gonna crack it with a detective who wears an actual fedora unironically.
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