AjGoldv🐐
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AjGoldv🐐
@Hardigun4real
Hala Madrid 🤍|| Muslim|| electronic and computer engineer|lasuite| Msc in view
lagos Katılım Mart 2020
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So if I get married, all the meat, Milo and milk will be under my control?
Waw 🤭
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Shut your dirty mouth! You think we're talking about your lioness tits? We're talking about human breasts and they're over you and your entire lineage. Evidence 1 is your husband lion humbled by a breast. I'm sure you're jealous. Evidence 2 is your cousin leopard humbled by a breast.
Even Samson that tore your mouth, the other day, breast humbled him.
Lioness 🦋🌺@Lionessincrisis
We won’t tolerate this slander. Breast can never be over me
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If we miss a leader like Peter Obi in 2027, there's no hope for this country.
He's not even desperate to be President, that is what makes him stand out from the lot.
And that is why he needs to save us from the doom & plagues that await us.
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Saturday morning football
How many goals and assists today?
Token airtime for first correct guess
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+1
We thank the Lord
Make una send me money, *blows powder*
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solo dates hacks every man should try, at least once every year
1. take yourself to the cinema alone. buy popcorn. pick a seat you actually want. laugh, cry if you need to. no one talking to you. just you and the movie.
2. go to a cafe on a weekday. order a drink and a small pastry. sir by the window and face your phone down for a bit. watch people going to work, students rushing, cars passing, birds singing, children playing, just life moving in that pace.
3. book a nice but affordable hotel in your city. pack a small overnight bag like you're traveling. order room service or buy food on the way. take a long cold shower, wear your robe, lie on the bed and do nothing if you want. journal, watch a movie, listen to a relaxing music, sleep in clean white sheets and covers with the ac on.
4. take yourself on a saturday breakfast. wake up early, shower, wear something cute. go somewhere that serves breakfast. sit there, and order something nice. enjoy your meal, take some selfies even if you not photogenic.
5. enjoy yourself man. come on, you deserve it. you need it.
bookmark and share to others
buena suerte 👍
Man of Letters.@Letter_to_Jack
Please, share a life hack that could help better the lives of others.
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No rush in life, my neighbor got his first car at 38, bro is learning how to drive with a car worth N35m+. 😂
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I interviewed people for Shell for years.
Here’s how to get in. 🧵
These tips will help you for other O&G companies too because they basically copy each other.
Same concepts. Different buzz words.
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Onitolo graduated with a first class in UNILAG.
The 9-5 career enthusiast me personally feels he has what it takes to get a good job and have a good career in corporate Lagos, an almost guaranteed way of moving up economic rung in Nigeria. Probably easier than football.
But he focuses on football, his other talent.
That is a very bold resolve.
I respect his choice and still root for him to succeed in his chosen field.
I'm a fan of unconventional audacity and I long to see him succeed is his chosen field.
I recognize that club football decisions are not based on emotions, but ability, character and potential, but I believe a opportunity by an NPFL team is worth it.
Sporting Lagos, e ba wa sign e.
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See mileage 😭😭
I really pity who go carry this toks this summer.
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Bernardo Silva has played 452 of a possible 461 games for Manchester City Missing 9 games in total.
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@egi_nupe Omoh my bro
@thegokeguy i don see fooling wey pass your own.
Won ti dethrone e
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I thought I have seen the worst fooling until I came across a post of a grown adult man with beards and kids publicly announcing a change of birthday date. Just to prove a point that he’s no longer sharing the same birthday with his estranged twin brother.
That’s fooling on a Premium+ level.
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@Bond_not_james Peter Obi is disciplined, he can even dine with Satan and still stand on his principles.
The rest of you, once you get small opportunity like this you'll start misbehaving and start looking for opportunities to do evil.
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Only Obi is allowed to dine with whoever he likes.
Malami, Dino, Elrufai and co.
The rest of us dare not do it else the headless mob will stop us from earning a living.🤡
Tunde Onakoya@Tunde_OD
And for the ones who continue to blab about “dining”, “frolicking “ etc. That’s a delusional narrative for honoring a president’s invite. But if we apply your “Dining” logic broadly to others, your hypocrisy becomes obvious and you will scramble to make excuses. The truth is I will continue to engage the government wherever necessary because it’s a duty of leadership. Not easy but necessary for the sake of the children and for solutions. Engagement is not endorsement. My fight is different, and your own fight is valid. But take it to the appropriate quarters and quit wasting your time here. My oga has said I should leave you people alone now, so, as you were…
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I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini
or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job. Rich enough to show my children the world, not pictures of it. Rich enough to take my friends to dinner and say, "| got this", Rich enough that God uses me to help the people who are in need. That's my version of rich.
quote@itsmubashi
Daily reminder :
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First Nigerian to play chess at the Louvre 🇫🇷-The world’s most prestigious museum.
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